Today in English
(I'm using real names idec)

Alyssa: Describe the gaoler on page 266
Jeremy: Did you say Gaylord?
Me: No she said GAOLER
Dayton: I think there's a town called Gaylord
Jason: wait really? Where?
Dayton: Minnesota or something
Alyssa: what even is a Gaylord?
Jeremy: King of the rainbows
Me: *laughs* not all of them are sunshine and rainbows
Jeremy: True. There are some emo gays here
Dayton: according to Urban dictionary Gaylord means a very happy person
Me: well gays can be really sweet ^^
Jason: isn't it also a name?
Alyssa: who would name their child Gaylord!
Jeremy: a crazy parent that's who
Me: you know all the colors there are for them all? And for straight it's black and white :T
Jeremy: woah woah we are not bringing all the sexualities into this
Me: *ignoring him* then for pansexual I think it has pink in it. Or maybe that's bi. I can't remember
Jason: isn't pan like. When you're attracted to plants?
Me, Alyssa and Dayton: *laughs really hard*
Me: NO
Alyssa: What about asexual?
Me: Isn't that when you aren't attracted in any sexual way. Something like that
Jeremy: no isn't it when you're attracted to yourself? Like Kanye West
Me: ISNT THAT NARCISSISM OR SELFCEST
Me: *looks it up* no I was right it's not being sexually attracted to anyone (or whatever the definition was I can't think)
Jeremy: You know what I hate? When people try to convince me there are more than two genders
Me: I've had people tell me they identify as toasters. Although they were joking...
Jeremy: No ok. There are TWO
Me: what about trans people...? I mean I have a female to male trans friend
Jeremy: I don't care if they have had parts removed and parts put on they are still the gender they were before.
Me: But-
Alyssa: what about people born with both parts?
Jeremy: Then they are screwed
Me: *about to say something*

Then the teacher came over and we had to start reading.

I'm in the "On Fire" and "The flipping ground moves also"

Although there's a big storm here.
Not really where I am though ;-;

It's also supppppperrrrrr windy like worse than usual