headcanons for maurayders for celebration cuz im a free elf

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Yo biches
I lived.

Exams are over now IM FREE

AS FREE AS DOBBY (RIP DOBBY 🙏🙏🙏)

AND NOW AS A CELEBRAITION I BRING YOU HEADCANONS

LE GO

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-Remus hated physical contact. The only exceptioms were the mauraders and Lily...and I guess Harry.

-JAMES IS A J.ER.K
WHIXH STANDS FOR
JOCK + NERD

-Lily realized she liked James once he matured, except part of that maturity has him not bugging her anymore. This was seventh year, lily realized it during sixth year summer.

-modern times, Lily and Remus both shared disney to The Mauraders.
So i bet you every chance they got during seventh year, when they found out Lily liked James, they used kuss the girl against her.

-i have a fucking story about this but im to lazy to write it. Matbe next time.

-oh but like

"whyyyy????"

"We do this alot to james when he was obviously in love with you, not its your turn evs"

"the tables have turned"

"sorry lils"

"yeah thanks for rubbing it in mt face that i was sux years and a half to late"

-James was a over protective papa to both harry and the maurdaers

Just to peaople he cared for tbh.

"Peter you better do your homework"

"Remus, stop reading and get your butt to bed,  there's still tomorrow"

"Sirius no, i told you smoking was bad for your lungs"

-about the last phrase, James and Remus tell him off alot. Lily dies it every chance she gets.

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK YOU DROP THAT DEATH STICK THIS INSTANT"

"FUXK YOU MOOOOMM"

-when lily meets them all she's just like

"they're all cinammon rolls help"

-out of everyone, James is least likely to get upset. LIKE THIS BOY IS ALWAYS SMILING

-unless its quiditch

-COVER YOUR EARS CHILDREN.

-But when he got the news about his parenst old age getting the best of them, he starts to smile less.

-THEIR ONe of the reasons he starts to mature.

-when he matures, its like woah

-Remus is bi and is ready to die

-big sweaters are life.

-remus is a aesthetic kunf of boyo

-Remus and James are both bi

-actually scratch that

Remus is Bisexual;aromantic

James is Pansexual (Sorry Eko, i know that you dont really like him all that well
But tumvlr has me dying so this happened)

Sirius is queer and here. Fucking gay.

Peter is the only straight one out of all of them, but still love(d)s them.

Lily is also straight.

-mcgonagall has a sweet spot for them

-their like her children

-i wiash i had more, thats all folks byeee

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