"Hey", toes yelled.

Holy water turned around with love in his eyes.

"May I have your number", toes asked.

Then they exchanged numbers and started making out.

And they proposed to each other.

Now they both wanted to move in together.

"Would you like me to take you home", toes asked.

The bottle filled with liquid that was blessed with the christ papi nodded.

Then they held hands and kissed.

Toes started grinding on the boat in order to turn it on. Then it started propelling at full speed.

However, both of their hair got caught in the propellers.

Then Tommy, who was flying from up above while hooking up with a seagull,

He yelled to them,

"You see, this is the reason why I'm bald now!".

Tommy ordered his seagull partner to fly to them and use their beak to get them out.

Then they went bald after that.

The end.

Moral of the story, gO bAlD! /j

AnD iNsTeAd UsE a HaT tO pRoTeCt YoUr HeAd lIkE DiS cOwBoY EmOjI🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

*holds microphone up*

"Cowboy emoji, whats it like to go bald and use a HaT instead?"

Cowboy replied,
"It was the best decision ever, I made the other EmOjIs look very very bald because of my hat yeeyee🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠"

NOW CAN I GET A "YEEEYEEEE🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠"

OkIe tHaTs AlL ByEe