On the streets of Vale, Blake Belladonna stands on the sidewalk with a flag.

Blake: Drivers, are you ready?

Yang Xiao Long revs up her motorcycle. Ruby Rose sits in a red wagon decorated with hot-rod flame stickers. She carries a fishing rod with a dog bone dangling from the end, with Zwei pulling the wagon and you in a shoes with wheels.

Yang: Ready!

Ruby: Let's do this!

Zwei: Woof!

You: clear a path

Weiss rolls up, riding a pretty pink tricycle.

Weiss: I, too, am ready to race.

Ruby you and Yang pause and look at each other for a moment, then burst out in hysterical laughter.

Weiss: What?

Yang: Where'd you get that thing? Your grandma?

Weiss: As a matter of fact, yes. This was Nana Schnee's favorite bike. She called it "Stardust".

Ruby and Yang try to contain their laughter, but burst out into hysterics again.

You: I'm sorry Weiss but that won't last one lane around

Weiss: you'll be suprised 

Ruby: I wish you could see how dumb you look! 

the hot-rod stickers on the side of Ruby's cart begin to peel off

Ruby: Oh no, my stickies! 

quickly re-sticks the stickers to her cart

Yang: Well I hope Nana taught you to lose, princess. 'Cause you don't have the horsepower.

Weiss: I have plenty of horses, thank you.

Blake: Enough chatter! Let's race! On your marks, get set, go!

As Ruby, you and Yang get ready to race, Weiss pulls out Myrtenaster and jabs the ground. Ice erupts from the ground below Yang, you and Ruby's vehicles, freezing them securely in place.

Yang: What and how?!

Ruby: No fair! I was gonna be so fast... and yet now, I am just furious!

You: I call fowl! Wait what did you just say Ruby 

Weiss slowly pedals away as Blake laughs in the background.

Weiss: Stardust awaaay!

Zwei: Woof woof!

Ruby, you and Yang pause for a moment, then begin to struggle to get free from the ice, to no avail.

The next one shows Yang under a spotlight of a dimly-lit comedy bar, performing her stand-up routine in front of an audience consisting of Star, Rin, you, June, Zwei, Ruby and Blake.

Yang: Did you hear about the teacher at Beacon who wears an eye patch? I heard they had to let him go. Turns out he only had one "pupil"! (laughs to herself)

The audience groans unenthusiastically. Zwei whimpers.

June: ouch

Yang: Hey everyone! Don't forget the tournament starts next week! It's "vital" we all do our best! As in, the Vytal Tournament? (audience groans again) Hello? This is on, right?

Star: Unfortunately!

Blake: (shakes her head) Ugh.

Yang: But now she's "feline" much better!

You: Yang I love you, but this excruciatingly painful

June and Rin boo and jeer while Star blinks and looks very uncomfortable.

Jaune: Get off the stage!

Star: (hurriedly standing up) I just remembered! I'm supposed to be, uh... Not here.

Rin: (grabbing on firmly to Star's monkey tail) If we have to sit through this, so do you.

Yang: I'm the main act, people. This is as good as it gets!

Star: This is worse than Ozpina throwing new students off a cliff!

The audience titters and Star stands on her table.

Star: Right? I mean what's he gonna do when they graduate? Set them on fire?! (audience laughs)

You: or maybe invite the grimm for the after party

Audience laughs

Yang: No, don't listen to them! You! (points at both you and star) Stop being funny!

Sun: How about you start being funny!

The audience laughs again.

Yang: Wait, wait, wait. You haven't heard about that time I, uh... fought a Nevermore! Yeah! It was a pretty "Grimm" situation!

The audience boos again.

Yang: (winking and posing) Out with a Yang! 

a trap door opens up beneath Yang and she falls through the floor

June, you and Blake sit reading quietly in a common room. Ruby walks in, dragging a Beowolf clinging onto her cape behind her.

You: hey Ruby, you gotta a little-

Ruby: (stops walking) Yeah, I know. Long story.

June: Yeah, looks like a long story. Pretty good one I bet. Full of adventure.

Ruby: Yup.

June: Excitement?

Ruby: Oh, yeah.

June: Hijinks?

Ruby: So many hijinks.

June: Yup, yup, yup! Good stuff, good stuff.

Ruby: Yeah, well, uh. I, uh... I gotta go deal with this. So, uh... See ya.

She then leaves the room. June turns to the two other people in the room

June: do you ever get the feeling that you're, I dunno, just a supporting character in life? That other people are having all the cool adventures?

Blake: Nope.

You: I look like one, but no

June: (sighs) Must be just me, then.

Blake: Don't worry about it, Star.

June: ...Star? I'm June.

Blake: Yeah. No. Of course. I'm just kidding.

Ruby suddenly gets thrown flying into the shot with Crescent Rose amongst growling sounds from the Beowolf offscreen.

Ruby: Oh no! Too much adventure! Oh boy! Aww, this is gonna get crazy! Plot progression! It's happening, right now!

Plates, potted plants and Zwei are sent flying through the room by Ruby and the Beowolf's commotion. Then you jump up and yell

You: I'm coming Ruby! and you two don't break anything

Blake: (unphased by the chaos) Are you sure you're not the one with the monkey tail?

June pauses and looks directly into the camera.

You off screen: I said don't break anything!