In Team RWBY's dormitory, Weiss is seen vacuuming enthusiastically and humming to herself. After she leaves the scene a fearful Zwei and Blake Belladonna come out of hiding.

Blake: (to Zwei) I know, right?

Then you walk in seeing this

You: *sighs* Blake you need to stop, this is not helping you as a cat faunus, and seriously first a dog, now a vacuum

Blake hangs her head in shame

You: and zwei I expected more from you

He also hangs his head in shame

The next scene shows the Team going back to the dorm talking about the teachers

Yang: ugh, Oobleck is the worst

Blake: yeah, but not as bad as Professor Peach

Weiss: I like her

You: peachy woman

Ruby: yeah, but she's not around very often

After Ruby entered the dorm Yang shuts the door accidentally getting Ruby's cape

You voice: here let me

The door opens releasing the cape

The next scene shows Ruby reading a camp camp comic on top of her bed

Yang: Ruby! Time for class!

Ruby: Coming! (to herself) Ah, crazy kids.

She closes the book and jumps of the bed but her cape gets snagged on the post, she then slowly turns blue

Ruby: Not like this, NOT LIKE THIS!

Then you jumped in with a red and black katana

She falls into your arms breathing heavily 

You: my boyfriend senses were tingling

She hugs you in fright

The next scene shows Ruby on the floor reading another comic, then june enters in and leaves muddy bootprints and accidentally got on Ruby's cape, she looks up in disgust but silent growl at her

Ruby: dude

The next scene

Blake Belladonna is lying on her bed reading The Man with Two Souls. She finishes her book and looks at another book that is supporting the bunk beds which is titled: The Man with Two Souls 2, The Man with Four Souls. She tries to find a substitute for the book which is supporting the bed. Her first choices are a thick book, one of the two gauntlets Ember Celica, a pillow, and then Zwei. She then finally settles on The Man with Two Souls. After making a tense swap, she sighs in relief and gets ready to read the book. 

However Ruby is revealed to have been in the room the entire time.

Ruby: Hey Blake! Can I borrow that book you were reading?

Blake blinks a bit before looking back at the books supporting the bunk bed. Knowing Ruby wants the book she swapped into the supporting pile, Blake clutches her book to her chest and falls over mesmerizingly in stiff and silent despair.

Then you came in seeing the predicament

You: don't worry

You go over to the book and quickly replaced it with another book, "how to give the girls in your harem equal attention" you then give the said book to Ruby

The next scene showed you on the desk working with goggles, magnafin glass and tweezers on two weapons, it was a lance with black and lightning blue colours on the tip

And an armor chest plate with red, orange and black colouring 

Then Ruby walked seeing the weapons then rushed over with stars in her eyes

Ruby: oooh, what is this, can I touch it

She was about to grab it, but you slapped her hand which made her yelp then pout

You: sorry, Ruby cannot let you touch these

Ruby: why?

You: turns out half my weapons have curses, touching it would be horrible, like this lance, I cannot align my good or evil, if I see someone do good or bad I have no choice but to do the opposite and try to hurt them

Ruby: that's bad or is it good, and the chest plate?

You: if I put it on I will be invincible, but I can't take it of without a removal curse which is a wrist watch in the drawer, this one's also leveled, first I get fused to the armor, then orange and blacksploches grow on my skin, I also develop a 20 foot-radius smoke shield, finally the sploches develop and turn crusty like a lava field, faintly glows and hot to the touch, my eyes also go black like charcoal with red pupils, the only way to remove this is with a curse remover

Without realising you accidentally put it on, you look down seeing the armor

You: oh, not again

Ruby: you actually look Manly in it

You: thanks, my little cookie monster

Then black orange spots appear, then your tummy gurgled

You:*groaned* oh, no

Outside in front of the door, the door badges and smoke leaks from edge's and then screams, then no sound

You: sorry, breakfast burrito

Then cuts