Chapter 37: Random skits and new recruits

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(Izakaya Nobu)

In this place called Izakaya Nobu, were characters from different Isekai Anime. The owner, Nobuyuki Yazawa and his waitress, Shinobu Senke were serving them.

Kazuma: Ok seriously, why are we here?

Aqua: For a random skit and a guest appearance.

Kazuma: Oh yeah, that reason.

Ains: Genshin Impact has become a huge hit.

Subaru: Some of our English voice actors are in this. Like my English voice actor. He voices Diluc.

Darkness: So is my English voice actress. She voices Bennett and Xingqiu.

Shalltear: My English voice actress voices Mona.

Rem: Hu Tao has the same English voice as me.

Filo: And me.

Wiz: And me too.

Albedo: And Rosaria has the same voice as me. Plus I have the same name as the Albedo from Genshin Impact.

Shalltear: Like how you also have the same name as the Albedo from Ben 10.

Albedo: HEY! Nobody asked you!

Naofumi: I heard my English voice actor voice that NPC, Li Ding.

Aqua: Enough about voice actors. We're finally getting a cameo appearance in here.

Tanya: Yeah. We finally have an appearance. Here I am, an overpowered Loli like Klee.

Ains: Only she likes blowing stuff up with bombs and isn't exactly overpowered.

Tanya: I've used bombs before!

Ram: Thanks to Genshin Impact, MiHoYo has made more money than they ever have made than in Honkai Impact 3rd.

Senke: Genshin Impact has become a world wide phenomenon since it was first released.

Yazawa: A lot of FanFiction writers are writing FanFictions of the game.

Subaru: And right now, Patrick is writing a crossover FanFiction between Genshin Impact and Honkai Impact 3rd.

Kazuma: And he's finally giving us a cameo but in a random skit. It's starting.

(Intro plays)

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I was out scouting with Seele while Bronya was floating in the air with Project Bunny like she did back home. We received reports of ruin guards around the Thousand Winds Temple and accepted the commission from the guild.

Patrick: There's usually not many ruin guards at one place.

Seele: I know. And it's still a shock to see that automatons exist in this world which are types of robots.

Patrick: And are barely even close to steam punk designs.

Bronya: During Childe's side quest it was now ok to show our phantoms as robots and not spirits as long as they look like they were made from automaton parts and had no cybernetic parts.

Patrick: to Teucer, Childe's younger brother.

As we approached the Thousand Winds Temple, we heard an explosion.

*Boom*

Seele: What was that?!

*Boom*

And another one.

Patrick: I don't know.

*Boom*

Patrick: Looks like someone else beat us to them.

Seele: We better see for ourselves.

We went closer then looked over a ledge to see damaged ruin guards, some in pieces and some still in tact.

???: These things were really strong. But not strong enough against my explosive blasts from my fists!

???: I created you so I wanted you to pack a punch.

???: These automatons are interesting creations. We can build a lot from all these parts.

???: Like how you built me and her.

There were 4 familiar voices.

Seele: Those voices. Where have we heard them before?

Patrick: I think we should take a closer look.

???: Mophead, we've already been in Teyvat for a few weeks and we still haven't found them.

The nickname Mophead ringed bells.

???: Mondstadt isn't too far from here, so we should find them there.

???: And my fellow ELFs too.

???: We've been traveling from Inazuma to Liyue and now here in Mondstadt. I just want to get to the city.

Bronya: Looks like it is ok to reveal ourselves.

We got closer to the damaged Ruin Guards to the source of the voices.

???: Someone is coming.

???: I got this.

???: Wait.

From behind one of the ruin guards came the ELF...

Tesla-ZERO.

Patrick, Bronya, and Seele: Tesla-ZERO?!

Tesla-ZERO: Patrick?! Bronya?! Seele?!

??? And ???: Patrick, Bronya, and Seele?!

The other two showed themselves.

Dr. Einstein and Dr. Tesla.

Dr. Einstein was wearing a blue long-sleeved shirt underneath a white sleeveless top as well as a pair of dark pants and long boots. She had the same outfit as Gowther from "The Seven Deadly Sins". Dr. Tesla had a different white shirt and a different black dress and a different red tie too. She had a different prosthetic arm made from automaton parts.

Patrick: What are you three doing here in Teyvat?

Einstein: I was thinking that we should join you.

Tesla: She dragged me into this and made me fall down a hole like last time I was sent to another world.

Seele: How are we going to explain them to Aether and Paimon. We told them that only Patrick, the Captain of the Hyperion, and the Valkyries were only in Teyvat.

Ein: You can tell them that we are old acquaintances of yours and that we got sent here and got trapped in this world.

Ein appeared made from automaton parts still in his blue color.

Bronya: That might be a believable story.

Patrick: ask you took care of the ruin guards yourselves.

Tesla-ZERO: I did most of the work. I used all three of my ultimates but thanks to some modifications they can recharge faster.

Seele: So what classes did you choose?

Einstein: We chose the mage, alchemist, and tinker classes.

Bronya: And what Visions did you choose?

Tesla: I went with Pyro.

Einstein: I went with Hydro.

Tesla-ZERO: Paimon likes calling different people nicknames.

Patrick: You called Captain, Skipper and Kongming called him Mr. Assassin. And speaking of Kongming, I'm thinking of featuring her in Xiao's side quest.

Seele: And since you are both alchemists, does that mean you'll be able to make potions?

Einstein: Yes.

Tesla: When we got sent here we were suddenly given the knowledge to create potions.

Patrick: Well that's good. We should be getting back to Mondstadt.

Einstein: Let us get some parts first.

Tesla: Mophead and I want to get parts from ruin guards for our own uses since we are tinkers now.

Patrick: Ok.

(Later)

We had gathered all our members from our party including Aether and Paimon at Windrise at the giant tree for introductions. The Valkyries and Captain were quite surprised that Einstein and Tesla were here.

Paimon: So you got sucked into a portal and ended up in this world?

Tesla-ZERO: Yes. I've traveled to different worlds before. Protecting a Princess with Skipper and Patrick, time traveling to the past of this world we went to, and saving the Princess from getting killed.

Paimon: Wait! wait! wait! wait! wait! Did you say time travel?!

Tesla-Zero: Yes... In the Sea of Quanta, we traveled to the past of this Princess's home world.

Captain: And I was the one being called nicknames. Skipper and Mr. Assassin.

Paimon: Nice nicknames. Paimon had better come up with more ideas for bad names.

TESLA-Zero: Now I have competition.

Theresa: We better get you to Mondstadt and get you checked into the Inn we're staying at.

Einstein: Actually...

Tesla: We were planning at staying somewhere else.

Himeko: What do you mean?

Tesla: We're going to rent our own place in Mondstadt.

Einstein: So we can have room to set up a workshop for alchemy and machinery.

Theresa: I guess that's ok.

Patrick: If that's what you want, then fine.

Einstein: You will still have our help.

Tesla: We aren't exactly fighters, but we'll provide support as best we can.

Patrick: Well, better head back to Mondstadt now.

With that, we began to walk back to Mondstadt.

Patrick: And now for another random skit.

I grab the screen from the left then I pulled it all the way to the right where it changed to another scene with Lancer.

Lancer: Wait, why am I here?

Then a Primo Geovishap charged out of nowhere from the left.

Lancer: WHAT THE?!...

Then it smashes into Lancer and sending him flying.

Lancer: NOT AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lancer disappears into the sky in a twinkle.

Archer: Oh my god! They killed Lancer!

Tohsaka: You Bas****s!

Lastly, Kiana comes on screen up close.

Kiana: See you next time readers! More characters from my game who did not warp with us in the prologue are going to appear in this FanFiction! Stay turned everyone and see you all in the next chapter!

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