(Serenitea Pot, night)

We were in the Cool Isle layout in the building sitting at a long meeting table. Joining us were Tamamo No Mae, Cú Chulainn, the CPUs, the CPU Candidates, IF, and Compa. There were also Asuka, Homura, Yumi, and Miyabi. There were also the servants we summoned back and the two servants Sakura summoned before. Kallen was back in the same outfit Kiana was wearing while Mei was wearing the same outfit she wore when she first came to Teyvat.

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Patrick: We will now commence this meeting on what we've learned so far and discuss the lore on what is known so far.

Kallen: Alright let's get on with this meeting.

Kiana: Tell us what you found out.

Kallen: Ok. While I was at Snezhnaya I was disguised so that none of the Fatui would recognize me. Especially the Harbingers.

Selune's Elgy: I was disguised too.

Yumi: Where were you after you arrived in Snezhnaya?

Kallen: I was at Morepesok then I was at the Zapolyarny Palace. Snezhnaya looked exactly like Soviet Russia and Siberia. I snuck inside the palace. But before I did that, I summoned several Assassin Class servants to help us.

Durandal: Who did you summon?

Kallen: You can reveal yourselves now.

Appearing from blue mana particles were Kallen's servants. Jack the Ripper, Carmilla, and Charlotte Corday.

Jack: She summoned me first then she summoned the others later.

Carmilla: She only summoned Assassins because of how we have the advantage with stealth.

Charlotte: And how we can kill people silently.

Kallen: While I was in there with Jack The Ripper I was listening in on one of their meetings. I was watching the throne room where I saw her. The Tsaritsa aka the Cryo Archon. I also saw the 9 Fatui Harbingers especially Childe/Tartaglia and Dottore from the Manga. They were all bowing to her.

Mei: Did you find out why she's stealing all the Archons' Gnoses?

Kallen: I did. I saw that she had Venti's Gnosis, Zhongli's Gnosis, and her Gnosis too. As we know, the Tsaritsa wants to start a war against Celestia. She's preventing the other Archons from returning back to Celestia to make sure that they don't get in her way and so she can use the Gnoses to get her Fatui Army to Celestia. We all can't help but feel that there are more reasons why the Tsaritsa is stealing all the Archons' Gnoses. The Tsaritsa wanting to start a war against Celestia feels like it's only the tip of the iceberg. And there is one more thing. You remember what Scaramouche said?

(Flashback)

Scaramouche: The stars, the sky... It's all a gigantic hoax. A lie.

(Flashback end)

Kallen: He said that the sky was fake. What did he mean?

Mei: Maybe it means that the sky is not real. Just a false sky covering the land from the real sky. In that video it showed someone attempting to get to Celestia but it was just an illusion not a physical land.

Kiana: There was also that other video that showed how the Skyfrost Nail at the very top of Dragonspine came from Celestia like some of those pillars in the loading screen and where Aether and Lumine encounter the Unknown Godess. It also looks like the Statues of The Seven. The Balladeer says that the sky is fake but he didn't say anything else about the fake sky.

Sakura: So Scaramouche went rouge for a reason. But why? Why did he go rouge and betray the Fatui to keep the Electro Gnosis to himself?

Higokumaru: MiHoYo won't say why for a very long time.

Theresa: But as we know about Scaramouche so far, he's gone rouge and did not return to Snezhnaya with the Electro Gnosis. And Childe was searching for him. So the Traveler and Paimon have a small chance to take the Gnosis back from Scaramouche before the Fatui do.

Kiana: It could be a real long time before we meet Scaramouche again.

Sakura: Right now we have the real Electro Gnosis hidden away from the Fatui.

Seele: Maybe in one of the events we'll see another Harbinger we haven't encountered yet.

Durandal: Change of subject. We've learned more about La Signora. She was not from Snezhnaya. She was actually from Mondstadt. And her real name was Rosalyne-Kruzchka Lohefalter.

Patrick brought out La Signora's mask and sat it on the table. Then he pulled down a diagram of Signora's life.

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Patrick: She was a lovely maiden who lived in Mondstadt. She loved to sing with her beautiful voice.

Himeko: She was in love with someone. A man named Rostam from the Knights of Favonius. They were really in love with each other. Rostam loved hearing her sing. Then she went to Sumeru Academia to study abroad. But while she was there, the Destruction of Khaenri'ah happened and so did Durin's attack on Mondstadt. When she returned to Mondstadt, Rostam was already dead. Filled with rage, despair, and hatred she used liquid flames and turned into the Crimson Witch of Flames.

Kallen: Then she met Jester, #1 of the Fatui Harbingers who gave Signora her Cryo Delusion to contain her flames of rage and then brought her to Snezhnaya and met the Tsaritsa where she received her outfit and mask.

Rita: And she had a Pyro Vision while she was still innocent.

Fu Hua: And now she's dead. In the end, we got our revenge. She deserved it but before she was an evil villain she was a good person.

Seele: Yeah... she was a nice lady who loved to sing. She had a beautiful voice. But then she lost her innocence after losing Rostam.

Bronya: She turned cold after she became a Harbinger.

Yumi: She could've lived a peaceful life with Rostam if he didn't die. They could've gotten married, have kids, be a peaceful family, and live a content life.

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Theresa: Onto the subject of Khaenri'ah and the Abyss Order. Khaenri'ah was created by humans not gods.

Kiana: And the gods of Teyvat judged Khaenri'ah to be a bad civilization like Altera would say. It's like what happened to Atlantis when the gods decided to submerge it into the Atlantic Ocean.

Altera: The gods did judge Atlantis to be a bad civilization like how the gods of Teyvat judged Khaenri'ah to be a bad civilization for gaining more power over them.

Kiana: It's also like what happened to Pompeii when a huge volcano buried it in lava and ashes.

Altera: That had nothing to do with gods, Kiana.

Kiana: I know that. And so does Patrick-kun. And there's more. The gods turned the humans of Khaenri'ah into monsters of the Abyss Order. It's like what Athena did to Medusa with turning her hair into snakes turning people into stone and what she did to Arachne with turning her into a spider for being better at weaving and insulting the Greek gods.

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???: Very similar to what happened to me. Being turned into a monster like what happened to the people of Khaenri'ah.

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Everyone turned to a corner where a shadow was covering it and in that corner was a person.

???: Athena did this to me because I betrayed her. I was one of her priestesses but then I became pregnant because of Poseidon.

The mysterious woman began to walk out of the shadow as the light began to go up her as she stepped forward.

???: Seeing this as a betrayal, Athena cursed me and banished me to a faraway island. I killed many people and turned them into stone. But then Perseus slayed me.

When the light got to the head we gasped. It was Rider Medusa. Neptune just waved hello to her.

Neptune: Oh hey Rider.

Medusa: Hello Neptune.

Himeko: How long have you been standing there?

Medusa: 30 minutes.

Kiana: How could we not notice you?

Medusa: By staying silent and staying still.

Patrick: Like Drax from "The Guardians of The Galaxy".

Durandal: You should grab a seat after standing for so long.

Durandal materializes a chair then places it where Medusa was. Accepting it, she sat down.

(Music ends)

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Kiana: But as we were saying, Everyone in Khaenri'ah turned into monsters. All except Dainsleif who managed to avoid being turned into a monster.

Mei: Lumine said that he was the "Twilight Sword," one of the royal guards of the final dynasty of Khaenri'ah. Yet he failed to prevent the destruction of Khaenri'ah. Then she said that cruse of immortality was laid upon him, to forever wander the wilderness... while he watched the people he was supposed to protect turn into monsters of the Abyss. Just how did he get that curse and why didn't he do anything to save the people of Khaenri'ah from turning into Abyss Order monsters?

Bronya: He must have known that it was already too late to save them.

Himeko: Dainsleif was the only one who avoided turning into a monster. Just how did he avoid that?

Durandal: I must assume that he escaped. Maybe the gods gave him a lesser punishment for not doing anything to stop them. Like Lumine said instead of fighting back he just watched the people of Khaenri'ah turn into monsters of the Abyss Order. And speaking of Lumine...

(Music stops)

Everyone turned to Durandal.

Sakura: What about Lumine?

Durandal: I encountered her again.

Everyone gasped.

Cú Chulainn: It's true. We encountered the Princess again.

Rita: How?

Durandal: By drawing her back out. By fighting someone from the Abyss. An Abyss Lector.

(Flashback)

Durandal present: Cú and I were fighting against Abyss Mages.

Cú Chulainn present: Then she ordered me to find an Abyss Lector.

Durandal: Find me an Abyss Lector. Once you do, come back here and take me to it.

Cú Chulainn: Why is that?

Durandal: Because I want to do a surprise attack and to draw Lumine back out.

Cú Chulainn: If you say so.

Cú Chulainn instantly disappeared then came back after 5 minutes.

Durandal present: After he found one he took me to it where we saw it at a camp with Abyss Mages in a valley. It was an Electro Abyss Lector like the one from the Spiral Abyss. Then we did a surprise attack and killed all the Abyss Mages then we fought against the Abyss Lector. I still hadn't gotten my full strength back but Lancer had my back. When we had it outmatched, it tried to escape through the same dark portal but I stopped it from escaping with Dendro vines from Abyss Flower. And then she appeared and sent an attack at me which I dodged then she charged at me then our weapons met locked.

Lumine: You thought you could try to stop me?

Durandal: No. I was just trying to get your attention.

Dark energy appeared on Lumine's sword then Durandal jumped back.

Durandal: I'm the strongest in the party, I can't be beaten that easily after everything I've been through with becoming who I am now today.

Lumine: Keep out of this, Durandal.

Lumine charged at her but Durandal blocked her dark attack with Abyss Flower.

Durandal: You know I can't do that, Lumine.

Durandal pushed Lumine back with Abyss Flower's power.

Durandal: I've survived far worse. I've trained every day so I can get strong to protect people back in my world and now I'm the strongest Valkyrie. Though Patrick managed to push me back just one time as a fluke/a stroke of luck.

Durandal sends an energy slash at Lumine which she dodges.

Durandal: I just want some answers. Like how you became the princess and why the Abyss Order specifically chose you to be their leader.

Lumine: They knew me before they turned into monsters while they were still humans. I started things and now I need to avenge Khaenri'ah and make the gods pay for what they did to Khaenri'ah and it's people.

Durandal: I think Khaenri'ah deserved that after it's power surpassed the gods.

Lumine: No! You're wrong! You don't understand! Khaenri'ah was the pride of human kind. But then the gods took everything away from the people of Khaenri'ah and turned them into monsters of the Abyss.

Durandal: That was their punishment for gaining more power over the gods. It was a bad civilization like Altera would say. She thinks that Khaenri'ah deserved that too. The Unknown Godess separated you from your brother and captured you. You figured out how to escape her. Don't you want to get it off your chest and pass the word on to me to your brother? Maybe even where the Unknown Goddess is now?

Lumine didn't speak.

Lumine: I can't answer that.

Durandal: Fine. Don't tell me. But what about Aether? Doesn't he have a right to know the details about what happened after you were captured and after you escaped?

Lumine: ...

Durandal: I guess you won't give him the details. But what about Dainsleif? How did he avoid the curse the gods gave to the people of Khaenri'ah turning them into monsters of the Abyss?

Lumine: Don't say his name.

Durandal: Why not? He was your friend. And so were the people of Khaenri'ah. He didn't betray you. You betrayed him. Aether has the right to know of what's happened to you after 500 years. You, Aether, I, and my friends have one thing in common. We're all from different worlds. And we've traveled to different worlds. Now you want to topple the thrones of Celestia. My friends and I are trying to prevent the Cryo Archon from stealing all the Archons'Gnoses but failed at stopping her from stealing two Gnosis. It's bad enough with the Fatui but it's the same with the Abyss Order especially after what you did to Dvalin and what you tried to do to Osial.

Cú Chulainn: She and her friends see you as the bad guy.

Durandal: I'm a good liar. I'm a very good liar. But you... you're better than me and my Overseer. I don't even know why you woke up first in Teyvat when you both could've woken up at the same time. Then you chose not to awaken your brother after you've awoken. You should've done that. You also should've seek him out to get him to join you and you could've taught him everything about Teyvat. Don't you even want to tell him why you woke up first and why you didn't wake him up after you woke up to get them off your chest?

Durandal present: After I said those things, Lumine's face changed.

Durandal: You're like the crowned hair who got corrupted in the story of the Genesis Pearl Venti told us then how the second crowned hair took up the journey where the first failed. You can't even control a field tiller which is now called a ruin guard. Your plans are going to fail just like any other bad guy's plans. They've all failed. And so will you. And what's Aether gonna do once he reaches the end of his journey? Is he gonna join you or is he going to fight against the Unknown Goddess again?

Lumine: This is pointless. You can't stop me.

Durandal: Yeah you're right, I can't. But I can do the same thing since coming to this world. I can keep fighting and I can keep finding answers about you, where you are, and find out more answers.

Lumine pointed her finger at Durandal then the Abyss Lector charged at Durandal but was blocked by Cú Chulainn then he pushed it back.

Cú Chulainn: Sorry, but I can't let you do that to my master.

Durandal: Let's get out of here.

Cú Chulainn: You got it.

They exploded the area they were in then disappeared.

(Flashback end)

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Durandal: We managed to get a few answers from Lumine but not enough. She tried to say that Khaenri'ah was innocent when it's not.

Altera: Khaenri'ah was guilty. And so was the people of Khaenri'ah. They were ignorant not knowing about the consequences of gaining more power than gods.

Mei: But one thing doesn't make any sense.

Patrick: What is it?

Mei: It's about Kaeya. His bio says that he's from Khaenri'ah which doesn't make any sense.

Patrick: Yeah. How did he come from Khaenri'ah? Did he get flung into the future? Was he found as a baby in the ruins of Khaenri'ah? Did he live for 500 years? Or did his ancestors come from Khaenri'ah?

Bronya: MiHoYo won't say.

Mei: He has always been suspicious and shady.

Patrick: Especially after what he said about me and Amber.

Kallen: If we take a further look into his bio.

Kallen pulls down a screen that shows Kaeya's profile.

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Kallen: It says in his Character story 4 "Generally speaking, Kaeya is an easy person to have a conversation with. The only topic that you will never hear him discuss is his past. Even when the Grand Master demanded information on his background, Kaeya skirted around the issue and gave only vague answers devoid of details. "One afternoon near the end of summer a decade ago, my father and I passed by the Dawn Winery." "'I'll go get us some grape juice for the road,' he said, but he never came back." "If Master Crepus hadn't taken me in, I doubt I'd have made it through the storm that night." This matter-of-fact description hides a carefully constructed lie. Kaeya has never once spoken the truth about what happened that afternoon: "This is your chance. You are our last hope." Kaeya's father squeezed his son's lean shoulders as he spoke, seemingly looking right through Kaeya to some place far beyond. On the other side of the horizon sat their distant homeland of Khaenri'ah. Kaeya would never forget the look of both hope and hatred in his father's eyes as he uttered those words."

Kallen finished reading.

Kallen: Kaeya and his father must have survived the downfall of Khaenri'ah but we don't know how or how they got to Mondstadt after 500 years. His father told him that he was the last hope of something but he wasn't specific on what exactly. Then he abandoned Kaeya then he was taken in by Diluc's father, Crepus. Which shows that he got along with Diluc before Diluc's grudge against the Knights of Favonius. After Diluc's father's death both Kaeya and Diluc went down different paths...

Noire: OBJECTION!

Noire interrupted Kallen.

Kallen: Is something wrong Noire?

Noire: You're forgetting about one thing after Diluc and Kaeya witnessed the death of Crepus. Pull up Kaeya's Vision bio.

Kallen: Ok.

Kallen went over to Vision and scrolled down to the secret.

Noire: After what happened to Crepus, Kaeya confessed to Diluc that he was an agent of Khaenri'ah, placed in Mondstadt to serve their interests.

Neptune: When did you read about the profile bios?

Noire: We all did. Remember?

Neptune: Oh yeah. We did.

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Kallen: Oh... Anyways after the confession, Diluc was filled with so much rage that he attacked Kaeya which turned into a fight between both brothers. Then Kaeya got his Cryo Vision to go toe to toe with Diluc and his Pyro Vision. After that fight, they went down different paths.

Noire: Thats exactly what happened. Yes.

Homura: Poor Diluc. Filled with so much rage and a killing intention to kill Kaeya.

Kiana: But one thing doesn't make any sense. If he was a spy from Khaenri'ah, were there any humans that still lived in the ruins of Khaenri'ah that did not turn into monsters and sided with the Abyss Order after what the gods did to Khaenri'ah?

Bronya: Good question.

Seele: There must have been. If there weren't then Kaeya and his father would not have been from Khaenri'ah. The decedents of the people who witnessed the destruction of Khaenri'ah must still be surviving in the ruins of Khaenri'ah.

Altera: Why even some of the people of Pompeii managed to escape from the volcano eruption but nobody was able to escape from Atlantis when it was cast into the ocean.

Neptune: The lores and theories also say that Kaeya was the Prince of Khaenri'ah.

Seele: Just what will Kaeya do? He could join the Abyss or stay with the Knights of Favonius.

Bronya: We're just gonna have to wait and see.

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Fu Hua: Back to the subject of the Fatui and the Harbingers. Signora lived for 500 years but Joker has lived longer and Scaramouche has lived for 500 years too. They seem to be immortal and the Tsaritsa must have made them immortal.

Kallen: The Tsaritsa must have some kind of power that makes her Fatui Harbingers immortal. She has the power to give her Fatui god like powers and executive authority over other people and Vision bearers. While I was there I saw new Fatui recruits receiving their delusions, weapons, attires, masks, and then the Tsaritsa gives them their god like powers and executive authorities.

Patrick: Once we get to Snezhnaya, we better be ready once we face the Tsaritsa in battle and take the Gnoses back from her.

Seele: Most of us here don't use Pyro. Even I don't use Pyro. I use Hydro and I'm at a disadvantage against the Tsaritsa.

Patrick: Not to worry little sister, once we get to Natlan and we all resonate with Pyro, then we'll all be at an advantage against the Tsaritsa and her Cryo attacks.

Seele blushed when I called her little sister.

Seele: Thank you Big Brother.

Neptune: Awe~ How cute.

Nepgear: Indeed.

Himeko: Murata is going to look exactly like me since we both have the same last name.

Mei: Moving onto the subject of the Raiden Shogun, Raiden Ei. She used to have a sister named Makoto who is dead and Inazuma does not know since they didn't want Inazuma to know. But she managed to accept me as her new sister. And I can wield her sword, the Musou Isshin and perform the Musou No Hitotachi. I can also use her Engulfing Lightning.

Mei summons both weapons and places them on the long meeting table.

Mei: Right now I'm the only one who can use an Archon's weapons and moves.

I stand up.

Patrick: Anything else we need to talk about?

Silence was in the air.

Patrick: I'll take that as a no.

Then I sit back down.

Kallen: Actually there is one last thing.

Patrick: What is it?

Kallen: When I listened to one of their last meetings when the Tsaritsa ordered Childe to go to Inazuma to search for Scaramouche, I immediately left the palace to get to the boats... but then I met him... Jester...

(Flashback)

Kallen present: I was going through the snow and wind with my servants but then we sensed someone and turned around and saw him...

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Kallen faced against the man.

Kallen present: Jester... #1 of the Fatui Harbingers. Pierro.

Pierro: Kallen Kaslana.

Kallan: Pierro.

Pierro: I was able to sense you in Snezhnaya. You know too much now and I'm afraid that I can't let you leave this place alive.

Kallen: Yes I will.

Kallen (present): So we fought against him. He was tough and almost killed me but my servants were able to save me and use their Noble Phantasms on him and did severe damage on him enough for us to get away and report back to Inazuma so I can give the information I've gotten and sure enough, Childe was on the same ship we were on.

(Music ends)

The ship went from Snezhnaya to Inazuma.

Kallen (present): We followed Childe to the domain where we got trapped and met. But I had ordered my servants to stay out of his sight. And the rest you know.

(Flashback end)

Kiana: Did you interrogate him?

Kallen: I did. He had quite a lot to say. He may be a friend but he is also an enemy. When fighting against monsters he's our ally and friend. But when fighting against the Fatui he's our enemy. Where ever he's going now, he's probably going back to Snezhnaya now.

Neptune: I actually find Childe to be an interesting character. He's like a bad boy in an Otome game playing with the heroine.

Kiana: Yeah. He's just like that. Considering that MiHoYo has made its Otome game "Tears of Themis".

Neptune: And Griffin Burns voiced the black hearted prince Geordo Stuart in "My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!" And my voice Actress Melissa Fahn voices Maria Campbell who is the main heroine of Catarina's favorite game in her previous life, Fortune Lover.

Sakura: And Kujou Sara's voice actress, Jeannie Tirado voices the protagonist and villainess, Catarina Claes who the girl is reincarnated as and attempts to avoid the doom ending.

Patrick: I guess that's everything we know so far.

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Altera: So when do you go back to Mondstadt?

Kiana: Tomorrow morning. This time we go through my void portals.

Mei: I think I'll come along too. With Ei's sword I can access the Plane of Euthymia from anywhere.

Sakura: I think I'll go too. Just for a week.

Patrick: With the servants and the CPUs joining us we're starting to feel like we're in those two Internet series "Pooh's Adventures" and "Team Robot's Adventures". And other characters' adventures series on the internet.

Neptune: Exactly. Exactly like that. Don't forget that we're coming along too!

Kiana: Not with the way you're dressed now.

Neptune: Oh yeah. One moment.

The Neptunia cast glowed then get engulfed in a bright light. When it stopped, they were changed. They were back in their "4 Goddesses Online" outfits.

Neptune: Better?

Bronya changed back into Barbara's innocent Longing with the changes.

Bronya: Better.

Neptune: What should we do now?

Sakura: I think I have an idea.

(Hot spring)

Now we were relaxing in the hot springs onsen we created in the teapot with several different pools of hot water. The girls on one side and the boys on the other side blocked off by a Geo wall I created. There were even tall cherry blossom trees over us. Even Aether and Paimon had joined us. I even had Captain impounded. Meaning he was chained up to a giant cannonball. The metal was heat resistant.

Kiana: Ahh~ a nice hot spring bath after a long meeting!

Mei: I can't remember the last time we bathed in natural hot water together! This is so devine.

Sakura: With the cherry blossoms.

Tamamo: Mikon~ And everyone together!

Patrick: And I have someone impounded so he doesn't try to do anything funny.

Noire: Thats a good thing too. I can't stand anyone staring at me.

Patrick: Because if someone did I know exactly what you and other Tsunderes would do. You attack the peeping toms.

Vert: I wouldn't be embarrassed if someone peeked at me. If someone did I wouldn't attack them.

Patrick: And your next line is. "Don't even think about peeking at me just because of what I said".

Vert did not lose her smile.

Vert: Very predictable. Don't even think about peeking at me just because of what I said.

Patrick: By the way, the wall is made of Minecraft bedrock. So it can't be broken.

Noire: Good to know.

Altera: This is so refreshing... getting cleaned... good civilization.

Jack: So much hard work and we get to get cleaned up.

Raiko: Ahhhhhhh... so relaxing...

Kiana: Fu fu! I can totally soak in here for hours! And Mei-senpai, I can totally stare at THOSE for hours too...

Mei covers herself with an agitated face.

Mei: Kiana-Chan! You have to stop being pervy!

Kiana: Hehehe~

Kiana covers herself with Cryo mist and disappears.

Mei: Huh? Where'd she go?... KYAAA!

Kiana was now groping Mei's breasts from behind.

Mei: OH MY GOD!

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Mei screamed like Joseph Joestar.

Mei: Kiana-Chan! What the Hell is wrong with you!

Kiana: You know how much I wuv you Mei-senpai! I may be changed in the main story line of our game but in the game events, animated shorts, and FanFictions I'm always the same person! And I can't control myself!

On the other side of the wall, the boys heard what was happening. Captain had a perverted face listening to Mei's cries while me and Aether just sat in the water with our heads sticking out.

Patrick: Just ignore them.

Aether: You said it. That's not for us.

Patrick: Right back at you. Typically for Kiana to do that to Mei every time we go to a hot spring onsen.

We then heard a whacking sound.

On the other side, Kiana had a bump on her head sitting down.

Noire: Will you cut it out!

Kiana: Yes Black Heart.

Mei was a distance from Kiana covering her chest with her arms blushing madly.

Patrick: I don't think we'd want to know of what happened over there.

Neptune: Kiana groped Mei's chest then Noire whacked her head! It was really funny!

Noire: NEPTUNE!

Neptune: Hehe~

Asuka: Felt like watching Katsu doing the same thing.

Homura: Well Katsuragi is not here.

At another spot were the Kuuderes, Seele, and Yumi.

Bronya: Idiotka did it again just like in the manga where she, Mei Nee-sama, and the Bronya first met.

Blanc: So pervy. I'm so jealous.

Yumi: ...

Seele: Now don't get angry over something like that.

Patrick: Two emotionless girls are jealous.

Aether: Are girls really like that?

Patrick: Yes.

Cu Chulainn: Exactly. Girls who are not busty are always jealous of girls who are busty.

Captain: But they don't need to be busty. Flat is Justice.

A sound of glass breaking was heard as Patrick's eyes turned white blank while his whole body turned white and the background turned black.

Patrick: NO! YOU DIDN'T!

Captain: What?

Patrick: Don't say anything about Kuuderes having flat chests!...

Patrick quickly covered his mouth while having blank eyes but knew that it was already too late.

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Patrick: OH NO! I'M OUT OF HERE!

I transforms into the Herrscher of Dragon clothed by engulfing myself in flames then blasts off from the water with fire coming out of my hands and feet like a rocket just before the wall exploded to reveal two angry Kuuderes. Blanc and Bronya. Both with shadows covering their faces and left red eyes. And their teeth were fanged.

Blanc: You Bastards! I will not be insulted for this!

Bronya: You dare insult the Bronya! Now you pay!

Captain was impounded and could not escape then he gets imprisoned in ice. They unleashed their other ice attacks but the male servants blocked the attacks away from Aether.

Bronya: Where's that punk, Patrick?! The Bronya wants him!

Bronya looks up.

Bronya: There you are you puny wimp!

Bronya transforms into the Herrscher of Reason clothed then she shoots up into the sky.

Patrick: This is not how I thought this night was gonna go!

(0:34)

Using self defense, I shot two super powerful flamethrowers at Bronya but she intercepts them with ice attacks. Then she summons keys of reason and shoots blue lasers at Patrick.

A glow was coming at him which revealed to be Blanc transformed into White Heart clothed. Patrick materialized a giant boulder and threw it at Blanc but she cut it in half with her axe and charged even faster.

Patrick goes even faster as the flames turned blue making him fly faster. But so did Bronya and Blanc.

Back down in the ground the girls resealed the wall up and everyone was looking up seeing swords, elements, and blue lasers go everywhere.

(1:02)

Kojiro: Well that happened.

Ushiwakamaru: flat chested girls really get angry when they get called flat.

Tamamo: Wait. Why didn't Fu Hua get angry?

Fu Hua: Because none of what they said had anything to do with me.

Raikou: Blanc and Bronya are easily angered when they hear anyone say flat chest.

Mei: We have to stop this. They're going to kill Patrick-kun.

Seele: She's right we better do something.

Rom: Or someone is going to get killed.

Ram: Lets go!

(1:19)

Rom and Ram transform into White Sisters then chase after them as did Seele in her Stygian Nymph Battlesuit.

White Sister Rom: Blanc! Calm down!

White Sister Ram: Please stop!

Seele: Bronya Onee-Chan! Clam down! This isn't you! Patrick Onii-Chan didn't mean what he said! He was just trying to defend you! Please stop!

Miyabi: Now things got out of hand.

(1 hour later)

White Sisters Rom and Ram and Seele were finally able to calm Blanc and Bronya down. However, I was tired from flying so fast.

Patrick: I think I'm gonna go to bed now. I don't want to cause any more onsen problems.

So I turned and walked inside of the building.

Paimon: Well that happened.

(Later)

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Everyone had gone to sleep in beds and futons all except me. I just sat down on my bed.

Patrick: Now everyone is in their rooms sleeping.

The camera showed Neptune sleeping in a bed with a snot bubble. Then the camera showed Tamamo sleeping in a futon, Yumi sleeping in a futon, Altera sleeping in a bed, Aether sleeping in the same room as Paimon, Kiana sleeping in a room across from Patrick with a snot bubble, and Jeanne sleeping in a bed.

Patrick: *sighs* I nearly got abused by two mad Kuuderes. If the little sisters hadn't calmed them down I'd be dead.

???: Don't let that get you down.

Gold sparkles came out of me then formed into an orb which then flashed revealing an ELF. Drago in his ELF form wearing green clothing while also a bow and two matching swords floated behind him.

Patrick: Oh, hey Drago.

Drago: You've barely been speaking to me.

Patrick: I know. Since Sirin is an ELF now I thought that I should make you an ELF too.

Drago: In "ELF Academy" I'm a student but am also a gamer like Sirin but Bella doesn't want anyone touching her like Chika not wanting anyone touching Vert.

Patrick: Thats how I imagined you in the Anime shorts. And I don't even like that Oracle Chika. She's a Yandere who doesn't want anyone touching Vert when she is not Vert's little sister or a CPU Candidate like K-Sha not wanting anyone touching Noire.

Drago: I've sensed that Sirin is here in Teyvat with Bella.

Patrick: When did you sense Sirin here?

Drago: When we were in Inazuma.

Patrick: Sirin is in Teyvat.

Drago: And she has her human form.

Drago glows again this time he changes into his human form.

Drago: And so do I.

Patrick: More servants have joined us and so did the CPUs...

Patrick heard knocking at the door.

Vert: Patrick. It's me.

Patrick: Hide.

Drago: Ok.

Drago turns back into energy then disappears.

Patrick: Come in.

Vert comes in wearing green pajamas. Then she sits down next to me.

Patrick: What do you want?

Vert: I'm just checking on you. Just thought you could use some comfort after getting chased by two angry Kuuderes.

Patrick: Um... Not really...

Vert sat closer to me then wrapped her arms around me. I blushed pink.

Vert: Now now. Please don't deny it. You are still clearly bothered by the events.

I gave into temptation.

Patrick: Ok. Ok. I'm still bothered by the events.

Vert: Now that wasn't hard to admit.

Patrick: I just wanted to avoid getting abused by girls and avoid getting hit by girls after misunderstandings. Once Blanc is angry, we're dead. I just hate getting into onsen problems like in Anime.

Vert: But that's what Anime writers like doing. Having girls abusing boys in their shows.

Patrick: Most people think it's funny but I don't.

A pink and sparkly background appeared behind Vert.

Vert: Now now~ Don't feel that way~ I would never abuse boys~

Now the blush turned even pinker.

Patrick: Stop with the flirting. I already told the readers no lemons.

Vert: Oh no. I did not come in here for a lemon. Just to give you this.

And it happened...

Vert got in front of me and hugged me. Feeling her whole front was making my heart beat faster.

Vert: Good night~

And then Vert stands up and leaves the room.

Patrick: Was that supposed to make me feel better?

Drago: I believe it was.

He reappeared in his ELF form.

Drago: You have to forget what's happened tonight.

Patrick: Ok I will.

I laid down and got underneath the covers. Drago turned back into energy again as I fell asleep awaiting the return back to Mondstadt.