A man went to go buy a horse. He found just the right horse he was looking for and asked the owner how much the horse was, the owner told him the price and the man bought him but the owner had told him that to make the horse go you had to say 'thank god' and to make him stop you said ' hee, hee' the man thanked the owner and took the horse to his farm.
The next day he cantered the horse, before realizing that they where approaching a cliff, in blind panic the man forgot what to say to slow the horse down,
"Go," the man cried in desperate panic to slow the horse down but it would not stop,
A few meters from the cliff the man remembered what to say, "hee, hee" he shouted and the horse stopped immediately 2 centimeters from the cliff, the man wiped his sweaty brow, and said,
"Thank god."

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Thanks SpringTheBuck for the joke.