First Lesson Horse:

Me: Alright, time to halter. *takes off fly mask*

Horse: Me free!! Oooo, itchy face!! *thrashes around* *bashes head into me...and anything else around*

Me: *puts lead rope over neck*

Horse: *shakes off* *knocks fly mask out of hand* *tramples*

Me: Alright then...*puts halter over nose*

Horse: WAIT!! I HAVEN'T YAWNED YET!!

Me: (it's a rope halter) *flips halter rope over behind ears*

Horse: *shakes head*

Me: Uggghhh *flips back*

Horse: Hehehe!! *shakes head*

Me: Errrrrr *flips back* Alright, *starts to tie*

Horse: Ah, now time to do the signature thoroughbred head bobbing!! *bobs head crazily*

Me: *looses grip* SERIOUSLY?!

Horse: You know it!!

Me: *finally ties* Now, fly mask,

Horse: YES HELP ME ESCAPE FLIES *smashes head into fly mask*

Me:  -______-

Second Lesson Horse:

Me: Alright, time to halter *reaches to take off fly mask*

Horse: *lowers head*

Me: *jumps back like a ninja* WAZ DIS DID ME DO SOMETHING WRONG??!!

Horse: Uhmmm...

Me: Why did you lower your-oh, waaaaiiittt a second...

Horse: Juuuust trying to be helpful.

Me: *looks over at first horse* YOU COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS GUY!!!