I walked into class amused. All week I had been waiting for this hilarious day to arrive. Sex Ed class. Taught by Professor McGonagall herself.

McGonagall has been taking extra precaution after a Hufflepuff called Polly Humbert was pregnant. Which meant... She was teaching us about sex.

I myself was in the select group who found the whole thing absolutely hilarious. I mean our prude old headmistress talking about sex? Unheard of.

"Hello class. You have probably heard about this class. Sex Education. Now I have your partners up on the board. Please sit next to them." McGonagall said uncomfortably.

I looked at the board and smirked.
Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood
Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom
Hermione Granger and Alana Malfoy

I took a seat next to Granger and she stiffened slightly. "Don't worry Granger, I don't bite... Hard..." I smirked baring my teeth. Granger glared at me. "Let's just answer the questions." She snapped blushing. Adorable.

"How many times do you masturbate a week?" I asked lazily. Granger blushed and looked down. "3." She muttered. I laughed. "Woah Granger! And here I was thinking you were a prude!" I replied shocked but still smirking.

"How about you?" Granger asked. I laughed. "I never masturbate. If I'm in the mood I'll have sex with some guy." I shrugged. "Have you ever had sex with a girl?" Granger asked curiously. I rolled my eyes. "Not on the sheet. But for your information. Yes." I replied annoyed.

Then I smirked. "One of the many things I don't tell my darling father." I added winking when I saw Granger's shocked expression. "Second question. How many times have you had sex?" I asked changing the subject.

Granger blushed redder. "Never." She whispered. I smirked. "And there's the goody goody Granger we all know and... Hate?" I replied smirking.

Granger rolled her eyes. "Shut up. What about you, Malfoy?" Granger challenged. "Lost count. It's a high number though let me tell you that, Granger." I replied smirking.