Let's see how you did!

1. You're going on a date with an old flame from the past. Although you really don't give a shit about him, you'll seize any opportunity you can to snag a free meal while simultaneously showing him what he missed out on. While putting on your makeup, you decide to go with a more classic look. What is it?

To aim for a more classic look, you'll want to use black eyeliner to create the cat eye and pair it with dark gray eye shadow. Top off this bitchy style with crimson red lipstick.

2. As you put your books in your locker, you hear the distinct sound of high heels clanking against the tiled floor as they quickly approach you. Before turning around, what is the first thing that crosses your mind?

The first thought that should enter your mind is how many heels you actually hear before turning around. Remember that the higher the heel, the tougher the bitch. If there's a whole posse of them and they're all sporting five inch stilettos, be careful!

3. Florence, one of your best bitches, decides to confide in you about her family problems over lunch one day. You're fed up with this abrupt case of unwanted drama and want to relay the message to her that you're annoyed without having to say anything. What expressions or gestures do you make?

In this situation the slow blink may be easy enough, although she may just think that you caught a fleck of dust in your eye. It's best to let her talk for a few seconds and gaze off to the side, making it obvious that you're not paying her any attention, and roll your eyes as you turn back to face her. Cut her off with a sarcastic "Totally" as you nod dramatically, then shift the subject to something actually interesting.

4. Your family is dragging you along to the fair and, not really being in the mood to dress up, you decide to take a more casual approach to your outfit. What method of style is this called? What would you wear?

You're being a negligent bitch today. It would really depend on the weather. If it's warm outside, I'd say wear a low cut, loose fitted tank top with faded distressed jeans tucked into ankle boots. If it's a little nippy, wear a large sweater over nothing but tight leggings and a pair of Uggs.

5. It's the holidays and you're doing some last minute shopping at Walmart. You leave your empty basket unattended for a second as a sequin shirt steals your attention, and when you turn around you realize that another girl snagged your cart. Your initial reaction is to say "Excuse you, bitch" but you quickly realize that the girl is sporting an beehive sized bun. What do you do?

First things first, determine if the bun is real or not. After all, we are at Walmart and it could be a clip-on bun they just stole from the other aisle. If you think it's real, back down and go get another cart from the front. It's not worth losing your life over! However if you can see an obvious gap between the scalp and wadded ball of hair, pull your own hair up into a bun and tap the bitch on the shoulder.

How did you do? If you got the answers correct, or topped them with even bitchier responses, then you're learning quick and are on the right path to becoming a hardcore grade-A bitch. If you failed, then it's time for some more practice!