daddy was dumb, said that i'd be something special.

thnkspwte presents
HOW TO BE A HUMAN BEING
my rp oc book

LIFE ITSELF. intro

RULES.

i. respect. this is KEY. don't be rude, both of us want to have fun in here. i curse and whatnot but more important than cursing or not is actually not being unpleasant to interact with, alrighty? roleplaying is a collaborative thing, after all! by the way, cursing is fine, just don't overdo it.

ii. along the lines of "this is supposed to be fun for both of us", please keep your responses balanced. don't make a full essay for one side and three lines for another, that's inconvenient and gives me very little material to roleplay with. minimum for replies is around five lines — i'm not the word count police and i do agree that sometimes shorter responses can make for a more dynamic roleplay, but too short of a response is very hard to reply to.

iii. grammar and detail is also quite important! i understand if you're not an english scholar of sorts, i myself am not a native english speaker, but basic grammar makes your text understandable, and a reasonable level of detail and descriptiveness helps us build on top of each other's responses. just to know if you read the rules, the first password is your favorite album — if you don't have one, the album your favorite song is from.

iv. regarding pairings: i don't change love interests often — i carefully think about who i pair my ocs with, and most of the time those pairs aren't changeable. however, there might be cases where i have a backup love interest, and i may even have more than one oc for a fandom; i probably have an oc whose love interest is not the same as yours. oc x oc can also be definitely a thing if combined!!! i have to think about how our ocs would fit to give the final word, but i'm not opposed to it as a concept in any way.

v. i have a life outside of wattpad (and a very busy one to be honest), so i won't be online/working on replies all the time. but i'm also very forgetful, so you can tag me if i don't respond or talk to you at all after a full day. if i warn you of something, however, like "oh i'm gonna be busy this week so replies are kinda slow" you can tag me after three days.

vi. sorry y'all horny people, but i don't do nsfw roleplay. i just don't, at least at this point i'm not comfortable with it. we timeskip the nsfw unless i say otherwise.

vii. really important stuff now: triggers are no joke. i personally have none, but that's no excuse to romanticize things such as depression and other mental illnesses, abuse, eating disorders, and many other serious issues that affect several people. please tell me your triggers, so i can know which themes to avoid while roleplaying with you. password two is your triggers.

viii. i tend to get bored easily by myself, or shift focus, or lose inspiration, and whatnot. if i don't respond for a very long time, that may have happened — please don't take it personally, sometimes it's the fandom, the plot, my character, or something personal. the same way i expect you to understand this about me, i definitely understand this about you, so don't be afraid to say it if you get bored of a scenario or interaction and want to try something else! this is supposed to be fun for both of us, so we'll try and do something we can both enjoy again.

ix. you may tag your characters in other book or fill the form for each fandom in the chapters available. the third and final password is which fandom got you interested in roleplaying with me :)

cut back down to my knees, gotta get back, gotta get free.

FANDOM LIST.

my list of fandoms is ever growing and unstable, because i watch and read and like a whole bunch of stuff. i don't roleplay celebrity (aka real people — not celebrity-style ocs, i do those). but i do roleplay original verse, or fandom oc x oc! hit me up with the details for the style of the rp because i have loads of fandomless ocs waiting for a call. also, some of these fandoms i already have ocs for, some i don't. respect my decision if i say i don't have inspiration either to roleplay or to create something for that fandom at the moment.

TV SHOWS

the boys — all seasons + gen v
breaking bad — watching s5
community — all seasons
deadly class — single season
marvel — watched wv, tfatws and loki
miracle workers — all seasons
misfits — seasons 1-2
squid game — single season
ted lasso — all seasons
the umbrella academy — all seasons
wayne — single season

MOVIES

007 franchise — all daniel craig movies
batman — nolan movies + the batman (2022)
knives out mysteries — both films
marvel — most movies, but ask about phase 4/5! including tasm here.
sing street — single movie
six underground — single movie
star wars — all movies except solo (+ mandalorian)
top gun — both films

OTHER

assassin's creed — played up until revelations, but i know the rest of the games
deadly class — all comics
descendants — only inspired/disney kids concept, exclusively oc x oc
ever after high — same as descendants, exclusively oc x oc with the concept
ordem paranormal — all seasons/todas as temporadas
the umbrella academy — all comics + you look like death

BONUS: FANDOMLESS VERSES

sci-fi — space-themed
real life — bands/music industry, actors, politics, crime, high school, college, daily life
fantasy — medieval, urban fantasy