HOW TO NOT LOSE YOUR DOG.
( chapter thirty, instagram post + imessage )

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effyoff can't wait to see you :) 3 days!

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username ain't the premiere in 3 days???

username don't fucking tell me she's gonna be there.. gods sake 🙄 username

ramonaclarke well luckily for everyone, you're not going to be! username

zendaya excited to see u again girl! 🖤

lauraharrier you're the prettiest

username if she's going to the premiere i want photos!!!! she'll look stunning

tomholland2013 i can't wait that long 😩 x

username um WHAT

ramonaclarke do i have to do everything around here

mona (lisa)

BITCH?!!!
WITH A KISS TOO?!!
am i missing something here?

effy
WHAT
LMAO NO

mona (lisa)
do you like him though???

effy
i mean...??

mona (lisa)

I FUCKING KNEW IT BITCH
YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

effy
since when?!

mona (lisa)
like since FOREVER
i mean
the smiling at your phone???
the staying in his trailer every night???
the way u acted with him???
IT WAS OBVIOUS PLS

effy

alright damn

mona (lisa)
i can finally breathe knowing some of your brain cells have returned
please never put me through that again

effy
ouch

mona (lisa)
soooooooo
when are u guys having babies 🙃😃

effy
MONA

mona (lisa)
kidding 😅 (i'm not kidding)
when did u realise?

effy
for some reason i can't help but look forward to the next time i'm going to see him
like... i wouldn't have even said yes to go to the premiere if it wasn't tom asking
i think that's when i realised

mona (lisa)
awwww
that's disgustingly cute

effy
🖕🏼
where are all ur men at??

mona (lisa)
i do not need a man to validate me
..
but like if chris hemsworth wanted to take
my hand in marriage i wouldn't say no..

effy
do'ya think he'll be at the premiere?

mona (lisa)
i'll be so disappointed if he's not
but the alcohol is gonna be FIRE so 🤷🏻‍♀️

effy

cheers to that!

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