Splendid:They are touching me!
Me:But it's cute.
Splendid:Their poking me. O-O
Me:Fine.*sighs and holds panties* Boys! Any of you want these.
Shifty&Lifty:*looks over instantly and tackles me*
Splendid:*Flees*
Me:O-O
Both:Panties!
Me:Help me!

(Would you rather: have one of the Twins touch you or both?)