Me:Hey Shifty, Lifty have you seen....
Shifty & Lifty: O.O
Me:That was for the kids!!!!*tackles them*
Shifty:So sharing is caring..
Me:Well I don't care!!!*tries to kill them*
Lifty:I just want the money.
Me:*growls*

(Question: What has Shifty and or Lifty stole from you?)