*Smut chapter*

Name: Shifty
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Pansexual
Personality: Self centered, cunning, intelligent, kleptomaniac, practical and lazy.
Scenario:

1) You come back home from vacation and begin to open your door to see it was busted into, walking in more you see your house is ransacked. Examining the house more and walk into your bedroom seeing Shifty half naked in your bed. What do you do?

2) Make up your own.