Jani dushman😂

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Aaj kal log pet palte hai... Lekin mujh jaise log jinke pas bhai hote hai unke pets ki kya jarurat... Din bhar toh waise hi aappr najar rakhte firte hai..

Agar ghar ki bell baj jaye aur unhe darwaja kholne keh do toh itni nautanki karege jaise wasooli wale aaye ho unse paisa lene ke liye...

Agar darwaje pr khada insaan bell bajate bajate buddha bhi ho gaya toh bhi wo jakr darwaja nahi kholege....

Ye sirf tabhi humari baat manege jab koi kam ho... College ke assignment likhkr dene ho... Bahar se kuch saman lana ho... Aur unhe expectations bhi itne hote hai ki hum karke hi dege.. Nd the irony is that... Na kare ko tana... Aur kare toh bhi tana.. 😑

Aur agar hum unhe keh de ki aaj jate jate college chod de... Toh shuru....
" Tujhe jaldi uthne ko kya hota hai... Mai nahi jauga... Mujhe 200m dur padta hai... Mai mera petrol q jalau... Bus se chali ja... Ek din college nahi gayi toh bhukum nahi ayega... Waise bhi waha vellagiri hi karni hoti hai. Aur fir............... "

Blah blah blah....Isse accha insaan paidal hi chala jaye...

The best part of having brother is he can't wear ur dress but u can wear his T-shirts 😂😂

Bhai behen ki ladai alag level ki hoti hai... Ek dusre ke bal khecho.. Nakhono se nocho... Saman fek kr maro... Ek dusre ko uthakr feko.. Inspiration WWE...😂😂😂

Matlab maine mere bhai se belan se bhi ladai ki hai...  Uske baad bhai ke mukke jo pade wo alag aur mummy se belen pade wo alag...😢😥

Pata nhi ye log na konsi janam ki dushmani nikalte hai. Din bhar aaise haat dho kr peeche pade hote hai jaise humne unke bandi ko bata diya ho ki uska affair hai...😶

Waise shakal bandaron wali hokr bhi bandiyon ke saath lage pade hote hai... Aur agar koi banda galti se bhi humara no mang le toh bass.. Fir toh baat hi khatam... Humari khushi dekhi nahi jati...😑 Duniya bhar ki ladkiya khud ghumaye aur hum agar ek bande se baat kare toh bhi dikkat....

Unse toh pyaar expect karna paap hai... Agar bhai vella pada ho aur kabhi ja kr kaho usse ki bhai thodi si help kr de fir duniya bhar ke kam yaad ayege usse...
Duniya bhar ka makhan bhi laga de... Unke pair bhi daba de kuch bhi kr le fir bhi aapna kam nahi sunege... 😑😑

Itna sab hone ke bad bhi besharmo ki tarah wo room se hakal dete hai aur hum besharmon jaise room ke darwaje bajakr unka dimag khate rahege...

Building tut gayi toh bhi wo darwaja nahi kholege aur hum darwaja tode bina nahi manege...
Kam nahi hua toh kya hua.. Usse chain se jeene kaise de sakte hai... 😳😝

Inn kaminon ki pampering tab nikalti jab inhe bhuk lagti hai.. "Meri pyaali behen... Bhuk lagi hai... Khana bana de".
Ye wahi log hai jo kumbhkaran aur bakasur se jyada khate hai.. 😲😲

Aur khana banade hum toh usme bhi galtiya dhundte hai. Matlab hadd hi hoti hai... 😒
Jis thali mai khao usi mai ched.... Aaisi dagabaazi toh bollywood movies ke villian bhi nahi karte.....

Inka sara pyaar toh tab nikal aata hai jab maa kehde beta jaka aapni behen ko utha do... Najane konsa bhoot sawar hota hai inpr... Matlab chaddar khechege... Pani fekege... Return 4-5 galiya sun lege... 10-15 laat aur ghuse bhi kha lege lekin fir bhi uthana nahi chodege...

Aur agar hum uth gaye fir bhi wo chaddar khechege... Pani fekege... Kyuki unhe uthana thodi hota hai unhe toh maje lene hote hai na...😈

Aur ye wahi wale bhai behen hai jo kumbhkaran se jyada sone ki shamta rakhte hai... Ye unn nashedi logon mai se hote hai jo 3-4 bottle pikar tul hue bewdo se jyada sote hai... Bhukamp bhi aa jaye toh bhi sona nahi chodege...

Aaise bhai bahen milne ke baad bas man karta hai ki sabko aaise bhi behen mile...
Sale hum aakele q fase... 😑

Par jo bhi ho... Iske bina life mai kuch nahi hota... 🙌💜
Ladna jhagadna... Ghar pr tod fod krna... Ek dusri ke plate se khana... Bore ho rahe ho toh jakr jan bujhkr ladna... Kabhi ek dusre ko akela feel nahi hone dena..

Marna... Rona... Hasna... Ek dusre ko sambhalna... Samjhana... Pyaar karna... Ye sab sirf kisi lovey-dovey relationship se jyada ek Bhai-behen ke riste mai hota hai... 💘

Kitna bhi ho... Sabse jyada vahi pyaar karege... Lekin kabhi batayege nahi.. ❤

Aur inse bada jani dushman aapka koi aur ho hi nahi sakta😂😂😂

Based on personal experience cuz i have one and i m badly missing him in quarantine...

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