Congrats to Hello_Willowz!

I've been having trouble writing so here is a piece of garbage.

Basically, this a writing exercise in which I don't worry about grammar and other stuff.

Hunter and Willow were hanging out when they saw a giant monster attack Bonesburrow. But it was Hunter's day off so they just let it do its thing. Hunter after so long could now practice self care. Also, Willow no longer felt the need to always be reliable. The only problem was that there was a lot of noise. The monster was actually fairly quiet but Luz and Eda were hurling insults towards the monster. Stuff like "My grandma could fight better than that, and she's DEAD!" or "You call THAT decapitation?" Whenever Eda said these things Luz would always answer "OH, BURN!" I can't help but think that Luz and Eda need to work on their insults. They could have said, "Thou art a maggot within my wound," or "Does thy have nothing but cobwebs within your skull." BUT NOOO.... Luz and Eda just had be boring. Now back to Huntlow. While I was criticizing Eda and Luz, Hunter and Willow were having a picnic on the knee. A very awkward picnic. "Sooo... how was your day?" Hunter asked. "Okay, what about you?" Willow replied. "Fine." After a pregnant pause they started to talk about the weather.

Btw, congrats to pause and her bundle of joy.

Eventually it got so awkward Hunter and Willow both died. Luz and Eda also died from embarrassment because they realized their insults were trash. Hooty was proclaimed emperor and made Lilith his co-ruler. King missed his sister so much he ran away and was discovered by a group of crazy cultists who worshipped his father. King wanted to leave but they begged him not to. So, he accepted his new position as leader and transformed the group into a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping people suffering from PBSD (Post Belos stress disorder.) Kikimora joined the cult and found a purpose to exist. But then she mentioned Hunter's voice and since it's rude to insult the dead, they kicked her out and she found a hole to wither away in. Since  they lost the rest of their friends, Gus and Amity grew close. Gus and Matt also started dating. Amity never dated anyone after Luz and ended up as a crazy cat lady. The Collector discovered Tic Tok and no longer plays. Basha died from being a jerk and no one missed her. Belos was such a grumpy old man he avoided death for a third time and is now a republican in the human realm. The End.