🇳🇬As e dey hot....You are all welcome to another chapter of your favorite rant book.

In this chapter we'll all share our secondary school experience, both the happy, sad and funny moments.

🇳🇬Lets start with this wonderful Nigerians that are willing to share their experience with us all.

🇳🇬 ahanstasia it wasn't really eventful you know. I was this shy and reserved girl back then in school. However, I had quite a handful of friends and I was close to them all.
Fast forward to ss1 puberty  set in for us all 😂. I watched my friends grow taller -both guys and girls- while I basked on my average height 😂.
Then, my girls started talking about boys, dating and other related stuffs.
I listened to their tales of their crush asking them out, them going on a date, blah blah blah. As the shy type, I didn't believe  anyone would crush on me.....not until a memorable field trip proved me wrong. The rest is history sha🙃.

My most painful moment was my graduation. It was painful for me because of my teachers I'd miss, the friends I'd part ways with and all the memories we'd created. Although this happened a year ago, it still feels like yesterday 😪.
I'll always cherish my secondary school days 💕💕.

🇳🇬 claudia-143 Happy moments, teachers will be sleeping when they have your class free period like that.
Teachers forget to collect assignments that you've not done.
Teacher will say that they'll flight the whole class but they can't find cane.
The day that you have no assignment.

Sad moments; hmmm they plenty, teacher will give you AOQ for test/exams, nothing from that AOQ will come out.
Worst punishment stand up, raise your hands and close your eyes.
General class flogging.
When your maths teacher is like come and solve this problem on a topic you barely understand.
When teacher scatters perfect sitting position that you have arranged for exams.

🇳🇬 KevbOz_Legacies My best moments was when we play Games together, passing Exams together, Hanging out together and just gisting.

Sad moments was my heart break and being insulted by the teacher.

Funny moments was when I and my best friend would tease and make fun of girls.

🇳🇬 WendyOpurum212 My Best Moments in School.Before we start.
I'm really evil. I did alot of things which I consider now as an evil act. Through it was fun then and I enjoyed it. Honestly, I'm really sorry about them now. And I consider them my best and fun moments in secondary school. Thinking about them, I guess I'm evil🤣🤣😭😭

★If you step on my toes then. I won't exchange words with you. I hardly quarrel with people, expect palm oil or water in your bag, wetting and destroying your important book. I take my time to do it. Don't expect any to be spared.

★If I don't want to wet your book, expect oil on your seat that day, especially girls. You must see your period by force. I can remember one of my classmates. His name is Ezra. He was older and bigger than me. The day he slapped the hell out of me because I called him a fat pig. Till today I can't forget it, some delt with him after some days, he was my seatmate. Immediately I saw him coming I applied super glue on the chair. The rest is a story for another day🤣🤣
Till today he believes I'm the one who did it but no proof.

I love it when our french teacher will ask people that didn't buy his textbook to get out. In his mind, he is doing somebody. I used to count French time as my free period.

I don't know if you have heard about "goat for sale" If you mistakenly sit close to me while we are learning. If you get up better check your collar. Because you might be going around with "Goat for sale" on your collar.

I can't really remember much. I finished secondary school. 4yrs back.
Sad Moment!

When a very close friend of mine left me. I don't know how to make friends, the little I got, I valued.  She was the first friend I made in the school. Then if you weren't my friend you were my enemy. Immediately she stop hanging around me and joined another gang. I met a new friend through. That girl was a she devil. We made a plan of dealing with her because we knew that all her so called friends we're leaving school that year to start there senior secondary in another school. I hated been challenged or taking for granted, I met my better half. Diama, that girl is evil. What I'm I saying. We are both evil🙁
My saddest moment was when my first friend stopped taking to me and when Diama left the school. She was the only person I could tell anything. We were very close. Although we fight all the time. But we can't play mischiefs on each other. Because we know every tactics.

Not to forget. When I got the post of a Labour perfect. E pain me enter blood. That was the same year they stoped labour in my school, can you imagine. With the kind yeye post them gimme, I no still get duty to perform.

(Wendy you bad ooo 😂)

Funny Moment!

Where do I want to start from?

I don't attend morning devotion, what I hate most is moral instruction. I hate it. I'm always forced to attend it. Once a senior enters the class I will pretend like I'm sick or sleeping, until one day a senior asked me if it was every day I fall sick.  The lobby in the girls toilet is big. Most times I and Diama stays there till devotion is over.

Once my dad gives me money for prize-giving day fee, my dear I always buy my self-gift. And pocket the remaining money. They would flog me for it and get tired. The worst part I'm always among the first batch, to attend the party I didn't pay for. I will collect up to three places of rice. Buy myself malt, because they always share all this kids juice. Once I get home, My dad will tell me, look at this plenty things they gave to you. And I will be like, the five thousand we paid isn't for fancy. My dad won't know I pocketed the money and bought myself gifts.

Once they give us a list of books in school. I used to go to one cyber cafe. And type my own list.

Once I feel like eating something reasonable in school, and knowing my snacks money might not be enough, I will quote one workbook, lying we have test. Once my dad asks for the workbook, I would tell him my teacher hasn't given it back to me🙁

I can remember when they drive my friends home for school fees. When I'm not owing. My dear, I used to follow them home, I will drive myself fa. Who wants to die of boredom
we would all go Diama's house to drink garri with enough milk. Her sister used to buy plenty of milk for her baby🤣🤣

The day my friend told me she saw one of our male teachers running to the female toilet. We both ran to see only to be caught.

🇳🇬 Teefabulous My best moments; when I was made head girl.
My other best moments are when I scored a penalty for the football team that took us to the semi final.
Another best moments was when I and my friends do our normal chats and laugh randomly.When i and my friends skipped chemistry class to go watch film.

One of my funny moment was when xxmarygoldxx pushed me forward to receive cane before her
Another one was after our entire class was flogged for making noise, as soon as the teacher left, we continued.

One of my sad moment was when I got into trouble with the principal and was almost debatched.

🇳🇬 ahanstasia My best moment in school: when I won a competition.

Sad moments: parting ways with my friends on graduation day.

Funny moments: when my crush sat next to me and winked at me🤭.
When I was derilous  in class because of malaria.

🇳🇬 ishpep2 Best moments; When the teacher asks who said something like' gbas gbos' and then everyine is silent...takes us to tur quandrangle ..after beating us....he gets nothing ,then at the end one stoopid goat slys .instead of us to be angry we all laugh over it and the teacher gets frustrated that he resigns.

Sad moments; When ......one teacher u like frustrating leaves the school.

Funny Moments; Abusing teachers behind their back and then teacher hears and whole school goes to the quadrangle ......and they call oje stupid emergency and the whole school is gisting...teachers are shouting until the teacher everyone like just says 'please keep quiet' and everyone shuts up but the look on other teachers faces makes us laugh and they would send us all back to our classes.

🇳🇬 folashewaodekunle My best moments at school: When I was appointed as one of the Prefects 😊
Sad moment: When my name was in the noisemakers' list, for the first time. We were flogged 😂 Then, we wet the school farm 😂😂
Funny moment: You see, that day ehn. . We were having Physics practical. So, of course, we were in the lab. So, that's how some old students entered. Everybody just started laughing. I was like 'why na?' Till I realized why they were laughing. One of the aunties' bra was showing at her back. Very very obvious

🇳🇬 tceetcee01 Best moment at school when I was appointed as a senior prefect and had to represent my school in a competition where I got my own cash.

Sad moment when I was beaten by my favorite copper and a crush it was so embarrassing and I didn't do anything mtchewww 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀

Funny moment when we were in JSS2 one of my classmate was caught with a condom and asked to blow it in front of the staffroom like a balloon 😂 😂 and we had no idea what it was then.

🇳🇬 Pearl_lima Best Moments: That should be the never ending jokes with the guys

Sad moments: Anytime we had Maths I guess😂😂😂

Funny moments: Mehn, I can't remember all,the thing is all days were funny in school, swears. All days😂😂

🇳🇬 vilalove09 Best moment: Being appointed as a prefect.
Sad moments: my graduation day😩😩nd d day one stupid boy like dis, put I nd my best friend in serious trouble and my matron didn't even bother to ask what happened. She just concluded that me nd d boy were doing 'something' 🤦‍♀️
Funny moments: the day our math teacher caught my classmate writing something stupid on the board in d class.

🇳🇬 Angel_A23 Best moments : When I was appointed senior prefect, I was like wow me?  I won't lie o feel myself sha😂. Also when my classmates hold a law feast, you know that's the most anticipated part of the term especially after exams.
 
Sad moments : when I was almost suspended like twice, I was just thinking about my dad's reaction but las las nothing happened. Also when our contraband(provision) /was seized, we we're frustrated ehh😩

Funny moments: when my classmates love later was read aloud in the class and the teacher savaged his mom incorrect spellings.

🇳🇬 Richsmith Best moments; the day I was batched the headboy

Sad moment; when we are doing physics

Funny moments;... playing Truth or Dare and singing competition....I was a judge then 😜😜😜

🇳🇬My experience, I had alot of sad, funny and happy moments in secondary school since I attended three different schools.

🇳🇬My happy moments, was when all my classmates and teachers admired my drawing, when my classmates compliment my voice and when we are having talent show in class, making noise (my name is always in the list of noise makers with teefabulous 😂) playing truth or dare and the best part gossiping and insulting teachers.

🇳🇬Sad moments; When a teacher spoils our exam or test sitting arrangement 😂.
When A deeper life pastor invigilated during our chemistry Waec exam.

🇳🇬Funny moments; when our chemistry teacher back then was shouting 'you guys will repeat this class' (but no one ended up repeating).

When it's time for general flogging and Teefabulous and myself will be at the very back of the line laughing at those receiving cane and pushing each other forward when it's our turn. (We'll be like "you go first, if you chop the cane you go give me morah" 😂).

When all my classmates (including me) ran to the field to play football during chemistry period and nearly got suspended😂.

The day our chemistry teacher bought a new shoe and immediately he got into the class we started clapping for him 😂 ( the man just smilling without knowing the reason for the claps and compliments 😂😂)

Students wicked sha 😂

          🇳🇬Questions of the day🇳🇬

🇳🇬who was/is your worst teacher in school?

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🇳🇬 Rant about Nigerian Police (what they are not doing right)

🇳🇬 Buhari (Thank God for democracy, we can confidently insult him)

🇳🇬 Cheating on relationships ( What brings about cheating? Why do people cheat?)

See you'll in the next chapter!