This is Mr. Mop Pot

He's your ordinary horrible Mop. With no friends (except for Brushy Broom Broom). He lives in a closet locked away. His one dream was to be free from the closet and be used again, like all the other mops. They always teased him for being "old" and "dumb". He was very upset.

One day Mr. Mop Pot was in the closet. Standing there. Doing nothing. When he saw a bright light. He thought he was dying. Then he saw a large fat green hand reach for him. Was it The Hulk? Then the green creature dragged him out. She was beautiful.

Her hair was a brown flowing piece of ogre cloth. Her fat pink plump lips and her fat belly. She was perfect. She took Mr. Mop Pot out and stared at him. It was love at first sight. She threw him back in the closet and took Brushy Broom Broom instead.

Mr. Mop Pot was heartbroken.

That night he cried his heart out.

I mean.

Water came out of him.

That sounds weird.

anyways.

He was so heartbroken and sleeping on the floor tonight. He promised to get revenge on that broom.

The next morning, Mr. Mop Pot woke to find he was somewhere else. There was trash all around him. The lid of the thing opened. Mr. Mop Pot was in the dumpster!

Mr. Mop Pot started growing legs. Eyes grew out of him and long arms grew from him.

He was a sentient being now.

He climbed out of the dumpster, walking back to the school where his closet was, scaring all the people who were around him. He saw the beautiful ogre.
He walked to her, killed Brushy Brook Broom with a magical knife. He and the ogre kissed.

The end

Yes. There will be a part 2 about a vacuum cleaner