Why do sneakers always have to have the weirdest color combinations?!?

Like seriously. There's purple shoes with brown laces. Cmon man.

Blue shoes with orange laces. Seriously?

Red shoes with yellow laces. AWFUL.

I don't understand.....................

AND THEY NEVER HAVE ANY RED GIRL SHOES. I WANT RED. NOT BLUE AND ORANGE OR BROWN AND PURPLE. I WANT RED AND GRAYYYYYYY 😭😯😲😫🤕😰😨😲😫🤕😰😨😨