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Hey, hey!! I'm here for another– Oh wait, there's this news notification that has been begging for my attention for the past 20 minutes...

*starting over*

Hey, hey! I'm here for another tag!!
(Actually I was tagged ages ago but imma do it now u_u)

From Azumi_naz678 and Ashanonymous1266:

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So this tag is about love lives, huh~
Sorry, but your girl overslept and attended her first class of the day without brushing her teeth, and was brushing them during the second one. Her summer vacation officially started 6 hours ago but she looks like it's been a month. I dunno what you guys expect.

...now I have become self-aware and am finally going to tie my hair...

*please hold*

Anyway! Let's start!

1. Who wants to know? 😏
(Psst, you are impressing no one)
*sigh*
Tbh I'd just prefer someone who it was ok to stay silent and read a book with. We'd be like the typical ANTISOCIAL, EMOTIONLESS couple u_u (#EmoLife)

2. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Who do you think I am?
Of course I'm single. 😌 (and proud to be, but idk if that's a good thing)

3. 🙅
Closest I've ever been was to be sitting next to he guy I liked in 5th grade u_u
(And like, everyone always teased us saying that we liked each other, but we astoundingly rejected it every time 😌)
...
I shall forever be alone....

4. Hmm.....
Hmm...
Hmm....
Well, seriously speaking, I used to be the kind of girl who got along with boys way better than girls. But thanks to SAME SEX SCHOOLS I think I have become more awkward with guys.
I mean, I'd literally piggyback on my guys friends, but now when I see them they're like "heyyy" and I'm like "uh...." *turns to female friends*
But like, I'm not badmouthing girls here, haha... 💦

5. Nah. (says adolescent me)

6. I used to (when I had a guy I liked)
But now, I'm pretty sure I won't. I find it pointless to be jealous.

7. Husbandos.

8. Hah! How low do you think I am? Of course I've kissed someone!
My little sister, or my little cousins, or my mom 🥰

9. Hah! Of course I've been kissed! Who do you take me for?
By my dad, or.... or.... or....
(Shit I'm stuck)
Aha! My cousin bro that one time.

Okii then, tagging time...
*itches earlobe randomly*
*realisation*
MY EAAARRRRIIIINGGGGGG!!!
I haven't worn it for a week....
At this rate my piercing will close...
And then I'll need another one...

I MUST GO! Let's tag five random humans (or aliens, I don't know 👀👀)
acrylic_blood
echthrois
CrazyCat1281
LagendaryReaper
Ryuu-san77

Sorry if you didn't wanna be tagged, you don't have to do it. I honestly tagged however came to my head. AnYwAy, I must go now, it is an emergency situation!!

Byee!!

(Don't worry, I'm making this a way bigger deal than it should be)

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#tagged