Biology class today:

Teacher: can anyone break a ten

Now ex friend: I have a ten that I can break

Now ex friend: *pulls out ten dollar bill*

Now ex friend: how many pieces?

Me: YOU DARE BREAK A TEN DOLLAR BILL NEVERTHELESS SPEND IT

Me: DONT YOU DARE RIP THAT ALEXANDER HAMILTON

Now ex friend: *makes hole in money*

Me: that's it we aren't friends anymore

Other hamilfriend: *steals ten*

Other hamilfriend: *draws goatee on it*

Me: thank you for making Lin-Manuel Miranda