Aileen: *angry* YOU TOLD ALL OF OUR FRIENDS I WAS PREGNANT!!

August: IN MY DEFENSE I WAS DRUNK AND DIDNT TAKE MY MEDS!

Aileen: AUGUST!!! *throwing balls of light at him*

August: *dodging them* Isolde! Come get your baby Mama!

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Edwin: *woke up in a bed that wasn't his to people staring above him and someone spraying him with a water bottle to wake him up*

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Hattie: okay but Mari listen to me, this girl was beautiful, she had a caramel completion and beautiful long brown hair and she sounded like the human personification of honey

Mari: wow, never thought I'd see a day where Miss Hattie "I don't need no body" Bone would be simping, do you even know this girls name?

Hattie: No, but she researched curses as well, and I mean I have a curse at the moment that I'm finally learning how to contain maybe she could help me

Mari: Hattie you're such a useless bisexual,

Hattie: *smiles and falls back on her cousins couch*