Hey guys!!!!
This is another rohirat ff
Thanks for you support and love.

So, this idea came to me when yesterday me and BhawnaBhansali were teasing Theconfusedgirll and ahana-virat came to her rescue

So yup lets get started.

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Rohirat are chatting as both of them are at their rooms. Not like its far away but guess our Rohirat are being idiots😉😉😉

And R is Rohit
V is virat
AJ is jinks
M is mahi bhai
J is jadd
H is harry
Kiddo is jass
S is shikhar
And yup kulcha too❤❤❤

THIRD PERSON'S POV

V : "Okay Ro i should sleep now, i am going😁"

R : "nahi bhai,...........

Ho mujhe chhod kar jo tum jaaoge
Jo tum jaaoge, Jo tum jaaoge

Ho mujhe chhod kar jo tum jaaoge
Bada pachtaoge, bada pachtaoge
Bada pachtaoge, bada pachtaoge

Sunniya sunniya galliyan de vich rol na deyin
Boohe kise hor li tu khol na deyin
Sunniya sunniya galliyan de vich rol na deyin
Boohe kise hor li tu khol na deyin

Ho shayar Jaani nu je rulaaoge
Bada pachtaoge, bada pachtaoge

Tere bina zindagi guzarage kivein
Jaan jaan kihnu pukarange kivein
Tere bina zindagi guzarage kivein
Jaan jaan kihnu pukarange kivein

Karoge je karoge je daga karoge
Sadde waali maut tussi vi te maroge
O Allah vekhda, zulm kamaoge
Bada pachtaoge, bada pachtaoge

Ho mujhe chhod kar jo tum jaaoge
Bada pachtaoge, bada pachtaoge

Mujhse jo nazrein churane lage ho
Lagta hai koi aur gali jaane lage ho
Khwab jo dekhe hum dono ne milke
Dheere dheere kyun dafnaane lage ho

Kar na tu hor barbaad chhad de
Rohndeya da lena swaad chhad de
Je saanu pyaar layi ehna tarsaaoge
Bada Pachtaoge, Bada Pachtaoge....

V : " did you really type the whole song😱😱"

R : nope, there is an option called copy and paste , just browsed the lyrics and pasted😉😉"

V : "oh how can i forget that you are a lazyass😰"

AJ : " i think being with ro is affecting you😑"

V : 😂😂😂😂😂 right jinks.

R : what???!!! What did i do??? really jinks😭😭😭 , where is shikhu when i need him , SHIKHS WHERE ARE YOU NOW???

S: i am right here , ro , guys stop teasing my ro😡😡

VIRAT'S POV

S: i am right here , ro , guys stop teasing my ro😡😡

What!!! His ro. What the hell!!!." I thought.
I got angry not that i am jealous . Jealousy is ro's thing not mine.
Just then my phone buzzed indicating a notification.

R: thanks shikhu , meri jaan, you r my saviour and Virat is a villian😝😝.

What???? The hell, shikhu , meri jaan , iska saviour , and me a villian and he is calling me Virat " i got really mad.

V : oh please......everyone knows you are forgetful not me and just shut up.

R : really?? Only you think like that!!!!!😡😡😡😡

V : not me only everyone does. Ask them.

As i was to ask everyone,

   Jass left the group
  
V : Okay so what i can ask, chahal

   Tili left the group

V: tum dono , koi ni i can ask jinks,
   
    Jinksy left the group

So what i can ask ...

  Bhuvi left the group
  Mahi bhai left the group
  Shikhs left the group
  Kl left the group
  Kul left the group
 
V: to kya i can ask jadd and harry. Right guys??

J: as much i had loved to laugh upon this , but i need to save myself😂😂😂😂, bhaago🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

  Jadd left the group

H: sorry cap, pandya signing off. 🏃🏃🏃

   Harry left the group.

R: aren't you done yet???

V: kya yaar ye sab ke sab bewafa hai😭😭😭😭.

R: whatever even i am going

With that Ro went offline.

V: ummmm..... guys!!!????, ok jao koi ni ....😡😡😠😠

With that i went to gym to get rid of anger and that weird feeling which i was feeling due to ro and shikhs.

As i was punching the bag i heard ro and shikhar laughing and entering the gym. Okay this is weird ro and gym😲😲.

I got even more angry and started punching the bag more furiously.

" wo......wo....slow down idiot.....do you wanna make a hole in the bag" i heard ro commenting and placing his hand at my shoulder . I groaned and shook his hand off me. Amd shikh laughed at that.

"Arey ro stop bothering virat....come lets also exercise" shikh said suggestively and surprisingly ro agreed , and i wanted to kill every single person out there. Wait what??? What is wrong with me?? I started making weird faces just then i heard someone clearing his throat, i turned and found jass standing there with his head hung low.

"Hmmm.....kya hua??" I asked with fake anger as i can not be mad at jassi, he looked at me with his innocent eyes, i melted.

"Bhai .......wo.....actually........wo....." jass started. I shook my head at his innocence and gave him a smile

"Its ok jassi😊" i told him and he nodded and still apologised.

"Sorry bhai" he said and i nodded just then i heard ro yelling.
I turned my head and found ro chasing shikhs with a dumble in hand.

"Ruk tu...ruk....jaata kaha hai" Ro shouted while chasing a laughing shikhar, i got mad kyunki its my duty to prank ro.

"Arey .....bhai .....le....leave me.....please...rohitya.....mere pyaare....rohitya" shikh said and i scowled, rohitya even i can not call him that😡😡😡.

"Please.....aah...." shikhs pleaded and ro stopped and he also started laughing

WHAT!!!! RO IS NOT MAD AT SHIKHS FOR PRANKING HIM AND CALLING HIM ROHITYA 😠😠😠. i was huffing with anger and rage.

I made my way towards ro and glared at him.

"What??" He asked still laughing

"You are an idiot, jealous prick" i said went from there.

"WHAT??? but i did nothing...." ro trailed and followed me.

"Virat,what the hell is wrong with you??? " ro asked , again virat " i thought.

He is making me mad . So what i will make him jealous!!!

"You know what kl is so good, he is a g8 friend" i said proudly to make him jealous.

"What??? , Vee kya hua?? " he asked i repeated what i had said earlier.

"So what?? " he asked

" you aren't jealous??? " i asked shocked at it.

"Nope i am not, cuz i love rahul too" he said shrugging his shoulders, i scowled.

"Then....jinks loves me" i said and ro laughed

"He loves me too, mahi bhai , jassi , harry, kulcha everyone does and you too" he said knowing that i was gonna take their names , but did not except my defeat and played a master stroke ....

"AB loves me alot, he is the best..." i said evilly.

Ro made a face and said "so what !!! Polly loves me too😉😉" and smirked , i groaned with rage (not jealousy, i am not jealous.)

" that won't do , you have to take someone else's name" i said pouting.

"Why?? May i ask" he said surprised.

"Cuz he is not in our team" i said..

"Even AB is not" ro said.

"Thats different " i said and ro sighed  "what the hell is wrong with you idiot?? He asked as i glared at him.

"Nothing" i said angrily.

"You know what jinks took my side earlier, during our chat" i said triumphantly.

"Shikhu took my side" ro quarreled and i had enough ..

"Kya shikhu , shikhu laga rakhi hai subah se, what is wrong with you, you never let me call you rohitya , you never laugh at my pranks , you always fight with me but not with shikhar, you never go to gym with me , never practice with me but with him....." i shouted at ro and he looked at me surprised at my outbrust.

"Vi...." before he could continue i again started "and why the hell are you calling him shikhu and me virat, ro...." i stopped as ro smirked at me.

"You are jealous" ro concluded.

"Wha.....what!!! I......a....am.....nn...not jealous" i denied.

"V u r an idiot" he started " i am not" i pouted.

(Author - hey that rhymed started and pouted😎😎)

"V....why....are you okay.....see.....you are my bff you know that naa?? " he said.

"I know, but y were you calling me virat?? " i asked.

"Wo...toh i was mad at you ...as you called me lazyass, nothing else" ro said laughing

'Idiot' i muttered under my breath and he heard that,...

"I guess, we both are idiots😉😉" he said smirking and hugged me and i hugged him back.

Just then our phones beeped indicating notification.

M: do you think those idiots sorted it out.

Kiddo : bhai please don't call V bhai and rohit bhaiya idiots. Btw i think they sorted it out.

H : you always have to save them , r8 jass😕😕

J : seriously they indeed are idiots , i saw them hugging eachother just now.

S: and earlier V was shouting at ro and now , they indeed are idiots.

V: you know we too are in this group😑😑😑

R : yup we r 😒😒😒

J : oops....how did we forget that.

AJ : i guess being with ro is affecting all of us.

R : whatever😑😑😑 and btw V i love you😃😃😃😃.

V : me too and STOP WITH THAT EMOJI!!!

AJ : Which one , this😃😃😃😃

V : What u too , someone save me!!!!

AJ : No ones gonna come..😃😃

R : r8 bhai😃😃😃😃

V : no please!!!

M : thats enough both of you.

AJ : okay bhai

R : okay bhai😃😃😃

M: i said to both of u😡😡

R : okay bhai sorry❤❤❤.

V : ruk ro i am coming😡😡.

R : i am scared😧😧.

M : stop it now idiots

And we did and i went to ro's room and we slept there only , not to mention that the whole ict slept there.

I guess we really are idiots, except some😉😉

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And thats it for today and BhawnaBhansali , Theconfusedgirll, ahana-virat 😃😃😃😃😃😃

thanks and byebye😃😃