I... I tried... MAD LIBS

ill prolly b posting more cus itll be fun(i hope).  also, i bolded the stuff i put in.  dont judge.

this came out:

The year is 7, and England's Poop with Mexico is History.

In his continued efforts to outdo the Cheif of Mexico, His Majesty, King James VIII, has invited some of the country's most Stinky Firefighters to create for him a Giraffe fit for the most Pink of all Janitors: himself.

Unfortunately, His Majesty's Purple Sword are turning his once-Round kingdom into England's Greatest Cat. In an act of desperation, Queen Janessa has convinced a/an Long Dutch Author to Dance her husband's beloved country with a much-needed Book. Only three things stand in the way of this happening: the Author's easily offended Tree; a pair of Firefighters who may not be who or what they seem; and the king himself.

Slip all this and some Soft and Itchy Boxes in our Dictionary.

My thoughts:

wow, the year is 7.  And howcome the king is the most pink janitor???

and the author's tree--

Tree: *starts crying*

Me: no i didn't mean--