June 18, 2017 @ 6:00 AM

Super Mario has updated his status.
Luigi Mario GET YO @$$ OUTTA BED!!!
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Princess Daisy SHUT THE HE🏒🏒 UP!!!
Lord Bowser is that supposed to mean H-E-double hockey sticks?
Princess Daisy yeah... why?
Lord Bowser THEY'RE F**KING BACKWARDS, MATE!
Princess Daisy SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! MY MUSIC IS UP!!!
Lord Bowser YOU ARE ON FACEBOOK!! YOU CAN READ THE WORDS!!!! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO MUSIC!!! WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME ROOM!!
Princess Daisy HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC OR NOT?!
Lord Bowser IT'S 5:00 IN THE F**KING MORNING!! YOU WOULD BE A COMPLETE NUTJOB MORE THAN YOU ALREADY ARE!!
Super Mario WOULD YOU TWO QUIT IT!!! YOU ARGUE ABOUT THE DUMBEST OF THINGS!!!!
Yoshi the Dino yo Bower, Daisay! Im tring tp sleap!!
Princess Daisy ....... Yoshi, do you have your contacts in?
Yoshi the Dino .... I DONT WARE NO GLASES!!
Lord Bowser do you have auto correct?
Yoshi the Dino wat is atocoraect?
Golden Wario dang it you guys! I was having an amazing dream about a girl named Maria...
Super Mario lemme guess... she was made out of gold.
Golden Wario ..... shut up.
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@ 5:05 AM

Toad Toadstool has updated his status.
Princess Daisy
Lord Bowser
Yoshi the Dino
Super Mario

I'm going to stay calm and say this as nice as I can.... I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!! IT'S 5:05 IN THE F**KING MORNING!! GO THE HECK TO SLEEP!!!
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Princess Daisy I'M TRYING TO!!! THESE TWATS ARE KEEPING ME UP!!!
Lord Bowser OH, I'M THE TWAT?! LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU STARTED THE ARGUMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
Super Mario here we go again....
Princess Daisy YOU ARE THE DONUT HOLE WHO CRITICIZED MY WAY OF CENSORING MY SWEAR WORDS!!!
Lord Bowser YOU ARE THE NUTCASE WHO IS YELLING ABOUT LISTENING TO MUSIC!!!
Yoshi the Dino YO BOT WEE TE ONS CITIXING ME TIPING!!!!
Princess Daisy WELL SOOOOORRRRYYYY, YOSHI!!! I CAN'T READ YOUR SENTENCES HALF OF THE TIME!!!
Lord Bowser YEAH!!! I AGREE WITH HER FOR ONCE!!!!
Princess Daisy THIS IS ALL MARIO'S FAULT!!!!! HE WAS THE ONE WOKE ME UP IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
Super Mario ..... heh-heh.
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@ 7: 08 AM

Luigi Mario has updated his status.
30 new notifications from you people at 5:00-5:05 AM.... tell me, why am I not suprised?