Ranting about how Razorwolf6100 and cheyennenoe1 are shipping me with nitrocannon34 (still planning on punching you, ya moron).

WHY?!?!? (Seriously, half of the conversations between me and him is just me insulting him half the time).

Yes, we RP together all the time. What's the point?

YES, OUR CHARACTERS GET TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. MAY WE REMIND YOU THAT WE BOTH HAVE ABOUT A MILLION CHARACTERS?!

Honestly, why is this ship even a thing?

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN HIM. END OF STORY. (I call him a moron all the time, I even gave him the Moron of the Year Award).

AND HE HAS NO INTEREST IN ME.

No. Just. No.

NOT DOING DIS SHIT.

Actually, the fact that we don't like each other in that sense should be enough to, oh I dunno, NOT SHIP US.

Also, Razorwolf6100, I know you say you don't ship it, but you said in the middle of a group chat that you ship us, so I'm blaming you for this entire mess and starting this ship in the first place.

Bianca OUT.