[summary]
↳ in which tommy calls you his "girl friend" between you and him. the both of you just have to remember that not everybody knows that. COMPLETELY PLATONIC but tommy is just playing dumb

[warning/s]
↳ tons of curses. so many swears, cringe writing, bad words

[notes]
↳ don't take this seriously lol, i wrote this just for fun because i think tommy would do this.

***

"Come on, Y/N." Tommy held his trusty diamond sword and marched across the valley, which was a park. You followed him with a camera in your grasp, recording him while not making a sound so the mic wouldn't hear it. "We're going to ask every person here if they play Minecraft."

You fought back a snort as you watched him prance around the grass, holding the sword so dearly. The two of you met a lovely trio who were casually chatting until it was interrupted by Tommy. "Hey, excuse me. Anyone here plays a bit of Minecraft?"

"No, sorry."

They then notice you standing slightly away from them so you had to smile apologetically for the inconvenience that is Tommyinnit.

"Why," Tommy said.

"It's for kids." The other one chimed up. "Kids like you."

"I'm not a kid. I am probably older than you."

You subtly gave him a signal that the two of you should abort and just go and find new people. When Tommy saw it but gave no shits about it, you had to stop recording and got in between the two of them before a potential fight could happen.

"Maybe try a... different approach?" You suggested when you and Tommy were strolling around. You've spent about forty-five minutes now, speaking with people about Minecraft, and to be honest, it's kind of tiring. You were reviewing footage from earlier and it all ends with the same conversation gradually turning into a loud argument and you had to break it off.

Tommy was swinging his weapon around. "I've been so friendly, Y/N. You know, Minecraft has taught me to be a good person, but clearly, because those people haven't played it, they become the devils out to get me."

You rolled your eyes. He's always been the overdramatic between the two of you.

Soon, the clouds were multiplying where it covered the sun. It wasn't dark so there were no signs of rain. "Okay, wanna try it again?"

"Okay."

He approached a girl who looked older than him. Tommy waved a little at her and the girl gave him a slight nod and smile. He asked the usual question, "Do you play Minecraft?"

"Sometimes."

"Have you heard of the Dream SMP?"

"...No. I just play Minecraft," she said, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.

Tommy began rambling about the joy of Minecraft and the SMP. The both of you managed to find another set of 'victims' for the video and you just recorded Tommy as he tries to flirts with girls. You were trying not to laugh at him for basically embarrassing himself because you were also trying to keep the camera as steady as possible.

It was already an hour before 3 pm when Tommy declared that the recording is over and there you and Tommy navigate your way home. You were rewinding back to the funny moment and letting it play so loud and clear for Tommy to hear the stunts he did. He was cursing at you to turn it off which you did... eventually after 3 more minutes of laughing your ass off.

"I didn't know you were a ladies' man." You told him sarcastically. "Pretty sure when this video comes out, all the girls would come running after you. Then I'm gonna be all alone, just by myself." You ironically placed the back of your hand on your forehead and sighed hopelessly.

Now, who's the overdramatic between the two of you.

Tommy scoffed. "Oh, Y/N. You know you're the only girl for me..." You avoided his gaze as you instinctively pushed out your bottom lip because your heart was filled with warmth after he said that. "Except for my mum."

A funny noise came out of your mouth as you looked at him incredulously.

"Wait, let me rephrase that- you're the only friend that I have-" aw

"- wait don't tell Toby that-"

The two of you just burst into laughter while Tommy was trying to redeem himself. "No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait-"

Laughter.

***

You and Tommy had been friends since diapers. Same neighborhood, same school, about the same set of friends. But those friendships wouldn't dare to compare to what you and Tommy have. Secret handshakes, secret nicknames to call your friends, secret stash hidden in a specific spot in your rooms whenever one comes over to the other's house, and now, you're on your way to create a whole entire language that can be understood by tapping. Pretty sick.

You know about Tommy's job as a content creator. You've always supported him because, in return, you know that he will do the same to you. You don't do the same thing as he does because you want to focus more on other things. You and Tubbo met through Tommy days after their own proper meeting.

Whenever there's free time, especially the weekends, you, Tommy, and Tubbo would play shooting games, specifically PUBG. You and Tubbo play more either VALORANT or CS:GO now and Tommy doesn't want to play either of those. He always suggests Fortnite (which you didn't know if it was a joke or not) but you always decline.

In all of the years of Tommy's content creating, you've been there... but not in the final outputs. You've been the one holding the camera or trying to help with what technical difficulties he had, yet Tommy chooses to cut any footage where it shows your face on his videos. Your voice behind the camera can only be heard in some particular clips, and that's about it. They never knew who you were nor speculate who you might be.

And that's the way you liked it.

Yet, nowadays, Tommy has been more open to sharing stories about you on stream. He always mentions your name, "Y/N showed me this video the other day." or "What do you think about me giving my hair a trim, chat? NO? Yeah? Well, Y/N told me to shave it all off and just go fully bald,"

That was a complete lie. You told him that he should cut it all off AND dye his bald head neon green.

"-which, I wouldn't fuckin' do because if I go bald I will look like Jack Manifold and I don't want to look like Jack Manifold. There's only one Jack Manifold and that is my friend Jack Manifold. "

One time, he even made you canon to the Dream SMP. "I'm gonna call this flower 'Y/N'." And he keeps it either on his offhand or in his inventory but next stream he's already lost it.

"'Y/N for Dream SMP?'" He was reading chat that day. "I would beg for Dream to whitelist her but the woman doesn't play fucking Minecraft. Would you believe that?!"

Kinda true. Minecraft is fucking expensive.

As usual, chat spammed saying that they don't like her already, and she sucks and all that. They also said that you're on two strikes now, because of the bald suggestion and the Minecraft one.

"Yeah, no, she doesn't play Minecraft. She could only play PUBG with me and Tubs. She carries though. The two of them always wanna play shooting games, for fucks sake."

"'VALORANT with y/n on stream?'" He read from chat. Tommy leaned back and his face scrunched into mild annoyance. "You know that Y/N isn't for sharing. I don't want to share her with you, chat. She is mine." He said it so monotonously yet the last party was quite soft.

Maybe it was his poor wording but Twitter was breaking down and gathered that - what the actual hell, Tommy has a girlfriend? The way he talks about you sounds like how one would talk about their significant other.

At the end of the day, Tommy's fanbase concluded that the two of you are just friends. They guessed right! The two of you really are friends. Always have been.

And as you both laid in each other's spaces, lazily watching a sci-fi movie, you talked about his recent stream and warned him that not everybody will get the 'girl friend' bit that the two of you always joke about.

Tommy scoffed at you and chomped on a handful of popcorn, bits falling down to his shirt. He paused for a brief second. "True."

"So are you gonna stop mentioning me on every stream?"

"No. I'll still do it. It's quite funny."

You rolled your eyes at him. "If someone thinks we're dating, I'm gonna take Betty away from you. She likes me more than you anyway."

"No, she doesn't. She likes me more."

"Keep telling yourself that, buddy."

You rolled your eyes. It's only a matter of time until Tommy does something idiotic and you had to get him out of it.

***

A few days later, Tommy streamed again. This time, he was with Phil and Wilbur, talking about random stuff that would come up every so often.

It was silent for a minute until Phil broke it with a question.

His voice was low. "Tommy have you ever had a girlfriend?" Phil lets out a chuckle.

Tommy completely misunderstood the question and basically told Phil, Wilbur, and his 300k viewers that, "Yes, and I still do. "

What he did not know was that even though Phil asked it in a joking manner, the question was serious and the answer that Tommy gave him blew him away. "Wait, what."

"No, you don't." Wilbur disapproves, and the father couldn't help but laugh at his son's low tone.

Tommy let out a short, playful laugh. "Well, I do, Wilbur. I have a girl-"

"Oh yeah, well, I dare you to text your so-called 'girlfriend' a message!" The curly-haired man demanded while Phil kept giggling in the background.

After a few seconds of contemplating, Tommy picked up his phone as he grumbled curses under his breath yet the mic can still pick it up. Chat was laughing and spamming HAHAs but Tommy ignored him as he went to text you.

bitchface
call me
right fuckin now
i am getting flamed right now

shitface
no
haha im busy L

Tommy rolled his eyes. "She's busy, unfortunately-"

"'Unfortunatel'- bullshit. You don't have a girlfriend." Wilbur declared.

"Don't talk shit when you don't even have one yourself."

Phil formed his mouth into an O at the burn Tommy spat. Wilbur responded with, "Well at least I don't lie to my viewers."

Tommy's emotion got ahead of him and he pushed down the call button.

You answered after three rings. "What?"

Tommy puts you on loudspeaker and leaned closer into the stream's mic. "Speak right now."

"Why are you bossing me around like I'm a fucking dog?" You raised your voice.

His mouth tipped upwards into a grin, with a monotonous, "Yeah, you're my bitch."

"No, you're my bitch."

"You are the ultimate bitch in this relationship, bitch." He spat.

"Do you want me to remind you about Christma-"

"NO, NO, WAIT-" Tommy erupted into laughter as he frantically ended the call. With shaky hands, he texted you, "I MVLVIR Y/N WHAT THEFUCK".

He can hear Wilbur's incoherent rambles on his left ear while Phil was screaming on his right. Tommy was still focused on reading your reply to him.

shitface
TOMMY
WHY
UR DEAD BTW ^_^

He just laughed and turned off his phone, going back to the reality where he realized that he was still streaming. Chat was constantly spamming that they knew it, they knew that this Y/N person was someone special. Wilbur was yelling about him seeing you once or twice in real life but he didn't realize that Tommy was actually dating you.

Phil said, "I'm happy for you, Tommy." He wanted to say that he's kinda surprised that- nevermind, he's not gonna say it.

Tommy was so confused, but he might have a slight hint. "It's just a girl friend, guys. Calm down."

"What do you mean 'it's just a girlfriend', Tommy." Wilbur aggressively emphasized. "You're fucken all grown up!"

"What the FUCK are you talking about?" The boy was absolutely clueless. He finally glanced at chat and they were spamming the g-word, making him internally want to vomit.

"Wha- NO! Y/N is a GIRL. FRIEND. A friend that is a GIRL!"

"Wot." Phil's tone was offended and muddled but he was on the verge of laughing.

Wilbur's mouth leaned closer into the mic- as if that was still possible- and with his deepest voice, he said the words, "Any last words, Tommy?"

"What- why-"

I'm going to take your last canon life."

"Wait- wait, no-" Tommy scrambled in his seat and hurriedly switched his screen to Minecraft to see Revivedbur standing in front of him with a block of sand. "No, wait, don't-"

Revivedbur kept smacking him until Tommy had to escape from the monster. "I-I'm on fucking half a heart! What the fuck, man!"

"Invite Y/N to the Dream SMP." It was as if Wilbur's emotions did a 180 and now he's calm again. "I want to meet her. I don't care if she isn't your girlfriend."

"She doesn't play Minecraft," Tommy said dejectedly.

"Then teach her how to play, goddamnit!" Wilbur shouted with a raspy voice.

"Unfriend her," Phil muttered in the background.

"Wilbur please, you're destroying my ears! Stop screaming." Tommy scrolled through Discord if there were any new messages. When he saw your profile, your game activity says that you were playing PUBG and when he sees that Tubbo was playing the same thing, Tommy swiftly took his phone to send a text in the group chat that you were in with Tubbo. Tubbo named it, "benchtrio more like bitch trio".

the bitchiest:
ARE YOU PLAYING PUBG WITHOUT ME

bitchy bitch:
no hahahahahaha

literal bitch:
tubs join

bitchy bitch:
wait i m buying stuff

" WHAT THE FUUUUUCK," Tommy whined.

"What happened?" Phil asked.

"Y/N and Tubbo are playing PUBG without me," Tommy says with a sullen look. After a moment, he switched back to face cam. "I'm gonna end stream

T

he chat began spamming that he should play with them on stream. "I'll think about it," Tommy replied. He thanked subs and announced future plans before completely ending the live stream.

He went to the VC that you and Tubbo were in and he was immediately bombarded by your scolding. "Howdareyouputmeonthespot!?"

Tommy frantically apologized but he was yelling as loud as you. It was a screaming match between the two of you and Tommy. You were already dead in-game so you focused on bickering like chickens with your best friend.

Tubbo, who was still alive in the game, was receiving both ends of the argument. He couldn't hear his opponents but he can hear guns blazing and it wasn't in the game.

"AYE, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M STILL GAMING OVER HERE."