[summary]
↳ a way through a man's heart is through his stomach

[warning/s]
↳ use of the nickname amor lmfao, 

[notes]
↳ this kinda came out of nowhere lol but i had fun writing! i also think that this one is lacking, but i don't care anymore lol. i'm not a good cook myself, but it's free to dream!

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dream
• totally be appreciative of the fact that you cook.

• he told you that he makes a "banger guacamole" that people ask him to make all the time because he just wants to get even with you.

• sharing recipes in his kitchen.

• he is so weirdly competitive so he hosts random cooking competitions of coming up with something on the spot.

• of course you would win because the only thing he can decently execute is enchiladas and eggplant parmesan.

• you actually try to teach him and dream is always willing to learn. he constantly asks specific questions like, "what happens if i go over like half a cup?", or "what's the difference of using this or that?"

• which you would always appreciate because the more questions he asks means he's interested.

• sneaks you kisses every time he passes you in the kitchen.

• for example, forehead or temple kisses as you mix together a marinade. surprise shoulder kisses while you cut the vegetables or cheek kisses from behind as thanks for a hearty meal.

• he often shares his experience in cooking with you on his social media.

• chat recognizes you as someone who hands him something to eat in the middle of the stream. he mutes before taking the plate and then unmuting himself. chat could hear his cute laugh because his heart is warming.

• "thank you!" dream's voice sounded like he was far from the mic but his laugh faded in as he had leaned back towards the mic.

• "aww, chat she's so sweet!"

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george
• george really likes to pretend that he's gordon ramsay and because you love him so, you played along with him, acting as though you're one of the contestants of hell's kitchen

• one of his tiktok ideas was to reenact a dramatic scene where a food critic judges a plate. you wanted to roll your eyes. george is so silly.

• but he would always compliment your cooking, it's like he has always something to say. "what was that?", " did you add something... spicy?", "what's the name of the ingredient you used?"

• he names your phone contact chef y/n because he is THAT proud for having a chef for a girlfriend. also calls you that in real life sometimes.

• you know that his streaming setup is literally beside his kitchen?

• one time he was streaming, he sees you in his right where the kitchen was, and the delicious scent was so strong that it distracted him. it wafted throughout the whole room that it made him so hungry.

• now, you are prohibited to cook while he's on a stream.

• but one time he was getting hungry while he was still live. he hurriedly messaged you on discord, asking if you could cook him something. you did, coming up the stairs and headed straight to the kitchen. 

• inevitably, he got distracted, glancing at his right every once in a while. many minutes after, you handed him a bowl of his favorite meal. you watched in amusement when he instantly devoured the poor food.

• george does a cooking show. "in my kitchen?" you asked casually, but he ignored you. he wanted to cook a nice dinner for two and you rolled your eyes. he also said that he wanted to prove that he can also cook as great as you. 

• you wanted to give him a simple tip, but he simply faced you and said, "you're not the chef tonight. i am. see who's wearing the- the powerful hat?" he carelessly held the knife and pointed it at his chef's cap. 

• so you didn't interfere with him for the rest of his stream. you idly watched as he messed up the temperature, messed up the seasonings, and messed up the garnish. when george looked at you for approval from behind the camera, you gave him a weak thumbs up. 

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sapnap
• he asks a lot of questions. weird ones, even. 

• "can you bake a minecraft cake in real life?" 

• you just shake your head and laugh at his curiosity. "i can try." you would always say, but never commit because you were sure that he could never finish it and it would just be left rotting in the fridge. 

• but after countless persuading, you relented. sapnap had this idea of eating minecraft food in real life. he just gave you the list of food and you had to make it. you researched what it looks like and how other people would make it. 

• of course, you forced sapnap to help you with the groceries. he carried bags of ingredients and plopped them on the counter as you rolled up your sleeves as if you were a surgeon who is about to undergo a serious operation. 

• he proudly credits your craftmanship on the video. you made sure that the rotten flesh had a bit of poison (meaning adding an ingredient that sapnap truly hates). his face scrunched into an awful grimace. "ugh! what is that?!" he wiped his mouth with the sleeve of his hoodie. "that's disgusting. remind me to never eat rotten flesh again."

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quackity 
• very interested in the fact that you cook. 

• but he doesn't believe that you're better than him. he always boasts that he knows his spices and recipes and wouldn't dare share them with you. 

• the two of you take turns in cooking dinners. you suggested the routine because he is so busy at night that he skips meals and you wouldn't allow that. he could cook to distract himself. 

• but you were very displeased when he bought an air fryer. he explains that sometimes he gets lazy in cooking something incredible, in which you harshly replied that he could just have you cook for him. 

• you were disappointed, but you didn't have him return the fryer. you just advised him not to use it too much. 

• you were about to bake him a cake for him reaching 7 million subscribers on Youtube. you were alone in your kitchen with the ingredients you needed. you combined the components with the stand mixer you just bought. turning it on, it made loud whirring noises. 

• what you didn't know was that alex was actually streaming in the next room. he was talking about a dream he had about driving a steep hill when suddenly, he removed one-half of his headphones off his ear. 

• he hears the familiar buzzing of a machine from the outside of his room. he muted his mic before craning his neck so you could hear him clearly. "amor?" 

• obviously, you wouldn't be able to hear the first time because of the loud mixer, but the moment you turned it off, you heard your name being called.

• you were confused why he was shouting at you instead of coming here but it was better since the cake was supposed to be a surprise. "yeah?" you called back. 

• "i'm streaming!"

• "ah-" you mumbled under your breath. "sorry!"

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karl
• "that is so cool. you are so cool."

• he is totally amazed, and at the same time wants to be involved in the kitchen to help you with stuff.

• he really likes watching you do your thing rather than wait around with his phone.

• you didn't know what to feel seeing him leaning on the counter with his arms crossed, his eyes following your every move. when you asked him if he was alright, he just dismissed you and said, "go ahead, pretend i am not here."

• sometimes though, you would feel bad because he's just freaking standing there. so you wanted to have him do something for you.

• you were trying to mix the dough, but it was becoming too thick so you needed karl to hold the bowl as you whisk through it.

• you only have a hand mixer so karl was watching the mixture harden as you combined it all.

• you were carefully handling the hand mixer, so you were slightly startled when he planted a light kiss on the temple of your forehead.

• you were caught so off guard but it didn't stop the smile that was spreading across your face.

• he always goes on a pee break on his streams. he announced to the whole stream and his friends on the call that he was going to the bathroom before dashing out.

• he hurriedly comes inside the washroom and does his business. washing his hands properly, he comes outside and smelled that you just finished cooking something.

• "ooh what's that-" you quickly smacked his hand away before he could touch it.

• "did you wash your hands?"

• "yes. i washed my hands for exactly 1 minute, i swear."

• karl comes back to his studio with a dish of something you made. he passionately talks about the food in front of the camera, telling exactly how he obtained the meal.

• "y/n is such a good chef, chat. look at this," he angled the plate until they could see it, careful not to let the food drop. "she's so great. i love her and her food."

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