Fangirlme: He is so sexy ~.
No, ok somebody kill me, pls.
I want to die just like this muffin:

Why am I speaking english?

Fangirlme: Hi sweety ~.

Fangirlme: OMG! Hi Rick ... I mean Husk.
Hi Husk.

Fangirlme: It's creepy.
I like It.

Fangirlme: WHO HURT MY CHILD? WHO?

Fangirlme: Alastor ... ?

Fangirlme: Aw.
Alastor, I love you so much.
Wait.
Is this Charlastor?
Uhhh ....

Fangirlme: *Scream.*
I am so gay for her.
But I am gay.
Oh.

Shipme: OTP!

Fangirlme: Chara, you're so cute.