Aurelia Jones-Mikaelson

"Hi, baby. You miss me?"

"Aw, I think it's sweet. You haven't had a real crush since aurora."

"I could end you in a second, Esther."

"They are just the worst, aren't they?"

"Hi, your Elena Gilbert, correct? May we have a word?"

"Don't worry about him. He's a little softie."

"Niklaus, what did you do?"

"What? He's sweet, I like him."

"What about that Salvatore? He taken?"

Rebekah Mikaelson

"Mom! Nik is being mean!"

"Relax, Elena. Not everything is about you and your friends."

"She was beautiful, the best mom ever."

"Are you draft?"

"Who? Stefan? Yeah. He's single, I believe, why?"

"Hey, what are you doing?!"

Klaus Mikaelson

"Have some fun. Brother."

"Are you serious right now? My family literally invented Family Drama."

"Stefan! That's my mom!"

"You what?!"

"Must you be so dumb?"

"Why, him?"

"I have you, mom. That's all I'll ever need, except for my daughter of course."

Elijah Mikaelson

"Is that true?"

"Mhm, yep. Totally."

"We had a little talk."

"I don't believe so."

"Yeah, she would never help you, especially if you're asking her to stop Niklaus."

"That's what I said!"

Freya Mikaelson

"Who are you?"

"You're wrong! He's not like that!"

"What's the problem here?"

"You on your date, I've got this."

"Ew, that's.. just why?"

Kol Mikaelson

"I would say so."

"Fine, but only for mom."

"That's not what I said!"

"No, not happening."

"She's different, I think."

Finn Mikaelson

"I hate this family, expect for mom."

"Nope, I'm out."

"Why is this my life again?"

"Is that real?"

"What ever did happen to her?"

Stefan Salvatore

"Right, let's go with that."

"I wouldn't be so surprised."

"She's hot."

"Yeah?"

"Lia? You okay?"

Elena Gilbert

"That's unfair."

"Um, yes I am. And you?"

"She's nice, which I did not expect at all."

"Mhm."

Caroline Forbes

"I feel like I know her."

"Why am I always Klaus bait?"

"Uhh, yeah no, not really."

"I'm sure you look fine."

Damon Salvatore

"I was wrong, you've got taste, Stef."

"Is that the plan? Please tell me that's not the plan."

"No, no, no. Did I mention no!"

"Why is this so important?"

"Yeah, that dude is screwed."

Bonnie Bennett

"I can take them. I know I can."

"Not what I expected."

"I agree."

"He's happy, let him be."

Davina Claire

"Um, yeah, sure."

"You need something? Or you gonna watch me like a creep?"

"That's disgusting."

"I hate you."

Hayley Marshall

"Yeah, I don't do teen drama."

"Um, sure. Whatever will help you sleep better tonight."

"Umm, maybe?"

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