It opens on the sidewalk. Eddy is thinking of a new scam when Sarah runs up to him.

Sarah: Hey, Eddy. Me and Nazz have a date tonight, but I don't want her to come to mine and Ed's house, because she might break up with me for living in such a poor looking house, so I was wondering if-

Eddy: Nope.

Sarah: But...but...

Eddy: Nope.

Sarah: Why not?!

Eddy: I don't want a bunch of girly girls in my man cave.

Sarah: Please, Eddy!

Eddy: Read my lips. N-O. Anyways, I gotta go think of a new scam. Adios, shrimp.

Eddy turns to leave, but Sarah grabs his legs.

Sarah: PLEASE, EDDY!!! THIS IS MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!! HELP A GIRL OUT!!!! PLEASE, EDDY!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!

Eddy yanks his foot away.

Eddy: GET OFF!!!

He lifts his leg up and slams it onto Sarah's noggin.

Eddy: Moron. Like brother, like sister, tell ya what.

Sarah painfully got to her feet.

Sarah: I'll give you anything, Eddy! Anything!

Eddy: Anything? Like what?

Sarah: Like...like...LIKE MONEY!! YOU LOVE MONEY, EDDY!! YOU WANT SOME MONEY?!

Eddy: Money, huh? I'm listening.

Sarah: 10 dollars.

Eddy: Nope.

Sarah: 20?

Eddy: Mm-mm.

Sarah: 30!

Eddy: No dice.

Sarah: 40?

Eddy: Hmmm. Make it an even 50.

Sarah: DEAL! DEAL, DEAL, DEAL!!!

She hands Eddy 50 dollars, aka, her entire allowance for 2 months.

Eddy: Cha-ching! Thanks, shrimp. Casa de Eddy is all yours.

He grabs her by the front of her shirt.

Eddy: But if anything happens to my house while I'm gone...

He grabs his backpack and pulls out Ed, who, somehow, was in the backpack.

Ed: Hi, Sarah!

Sarah screams and shoves him back inside the pack.

Sarah: Don't you worry, Eddy! Nothing bad will happen.

Eddy nods and walks off. Sarah starts sweating.

Sarah: Nazz'll be here in 40 minutes! I need some professional help.

Sarah and Edd are in Eddy's living room.

Edd: You see, Sarah. The best way to show a girl you like is chivalry. Open the door for her, pull the chair for her, kiss her hand once or twice.

Sarah: That sounds really cheesy, Double D.

Edd: It very much is. So, we shall move on. T.L.C.

Sarah: The Learning Channel?

Edd: No. It stands for "Tender loving care." Like, hugging, kissing, holding hands.

Sarah: *blushes* Well, I guess, I could...

Edd: Excellent! You're all ready! However, Eddy's home could use some touching up.

Sarah: Ok, but nothing too crazy. Eddy says there will be consequences if he comes home and his house is a wreck.

Edd: Nothing bad. I shall just call Rolf. He is great at this stuff.

The doorbell rings.

Sarah: Is that him already?

Edd: It can't be. I haven't called him yet.

Sarah: Then, who-?

She opens the door to see Nazz.

Nazz: Hey, Sarah-Bean.

Sarah slams the door shut and screams.

Sarah: DOUBLE D!! SHE'S HERE!!!

Edd screamed as well.

Edd: SHE IS HERE?! ALREADY?! WE HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO CLEAN!!

Sarah: SHOULD I TELL HER TO LEAVE?

Edd: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! SHE'LL THINK YOU DON'T LIKE HER!!

Nazz: Is now a bad time?

Sarah quickly opened the door again.

Sarah: Absolutely not! Come in! Come in!

Nazz and Sarah held hands.

Nazz: Oh, hey, Double Dude.

Edd: Hello, Nazz. *whispering* Sarah, I just called Rolf.

Sarah: Cool! Thanks!

(Ding Dong)

Edd: That would be Rolf.

He opens the door

Rolf: Hello, Double Ed-Boy.

Edd: Hello, Rolf.

Rolf walks inside, holding a large vacuum cleaner. Sarah and Nazz share a confused look.

Rolf: Do not worry, Sarah-Girl. Rolf will make place squeaky clean for your lady friend.

Sarah: Thanks, Rolf.

Rolf smiles and begins vacuuming the floor. He somehow vacuums up the rug.

Sarah: ROLF!!!

Rolf: APOLOGIES, SARAH-GIRL!! ROLF HAS NO CONTROL OVER IT!!

Sarah rushes over to help.

Sarah: Eddy's gonna kill me!

Nazz: Is everything all right in here?

Edd: picks Nazz up over his head HEY NAZZ!! HAVE I EVER SHOWN YOU MY HORSE FEED COLLECTION?!?!

Nazz: Uh-

Edd: NO?! WELL, THEN YOU SIMPLY MUST SEE IT!!

Edd runs upstairs with Nazz.

Sarah: Nazz is distracted! We need to fix this!

She sighs. As Sarah and Rolf finish vacuuming the rug and re-hanging it, Sarah goes to sit back down on the couch. She glances over at Nazz and Edd, who are laughing about something. Sarah crosses her arms over her chest again and turns to Rolf.

Sarah: She's probably thinking about how much of a loser I am right now.

Rolf: Do not worry, Sarah-girl! Rolf has the perfect idea! However, I warn you. It involves lots of chickens.

Sarah: Chickens?

Rolf opens the door and whisltes.

Rolf: COME ALONG! MATILDA, JEREMY, JACKSON, BILLY, HARMONEY, STEVE...

Thousands of chickens appear. Sarah pokes her head out of the pile.

Sarah: Why would we need chickens, Rolf?

Rolf: Chickens are know for their tidyness.

Sarah: TIDYNESS?! THEY'RE GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE?!

Rolf: Oh, wait. It is not chickens who are known for their tidyness. It is cows.

Sarah screams in anger. She opens the door.

Sarah: ROLF!! TAKE YOUR FEATHER DOGS AND GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Terrified, Rolf and the chickens ran out.

Sarah: How could this day get any worse?

Nazz: Sarah- woah.

Sarah: NAZZ?!?!

Edd fell down the stairs, having failed to stop Nazz.

Edd: I tried to stop her, Sarah. I- *notices the living room*  WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Nazz: Sarah? Is there something you aren't telling me?

Sarah: I, uh...*sighs* Nazz, I can't lie to you. This...isn't my house. It's Eddy's. I didn't want to show you my old house because I didn't want you to think I was too poor to date.

Nazz: Why the heck would you think that?

Sarah: I-I-I don't know...

Nazz: Sarah-Bean! I don't care about materialistic things. I just love and cherish.

Sarah: W-Wow...I never thought of it like that. *rubs the back of neck in embarrassment as she laughs* Sorry out date sucked so much.

Nazz: Are you kidding? *hugs Sarah* This was the BEST DATE EVER!!! *kisses her cheek* I love you, Sarah.

Sarah: *blushes* 

Edd: Um, I'd hate to interrupt this beautiful scene, but is there not something we are forgetting?

Sarah: I don't-

Eddy: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY LIVING ROOM?!?!

The trio turn and see Eddy, foaming at the mouth.

Sarah: EDDY!! Uh, well you see...

Furious, Eddy opens his backpack. Ed hops out.

Ed: BIG HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Sarah, Nazz and Edd scream and run out, Ed chasing them into the sunset.

Eddy: Windbags.