"Tae! I need a huge favor." I asked, hunching over to catch my breath as my best friend looked at me eagerly.

"Hobi! You have your final fitting in like five minutes!"

"That's why I'm here," I huffed before clearing my throat. "Something important came up. I need you, since you're the closest to my build, to go to my final fitting."

"What? It won't fit you perfectly if you're not there!" Taehyung whined and explained, clearly panicking slightly.

I rested a gentle hand on his shoulder. "Please, for me? I know I owe you a lot for planning this wedding, but the longer we discuss, the less time there is for you to wipe the sweat off your brow from having to run across the castle." I gave him a small smile as his eyes widened. He took off down the long corridor, making me chuckle. "Thank you!"

"You're lucky I love you, Bi!" Taehyung shouted back as he continued to run to my fitting appointment. I wiped my hands, ridding them of any imaginary dirt before casually walking to my old room.

Bi? Must be his new nickname for me. It's much better than HoHo.

"Did he buy it?" Yoongi asked.

I gave him a nod before kissing his lips. "He did."

•••

"Hoseok, your suit is finished! You get married in like an hour, you need to try it on!" Taehyung insisted, making me sigh.

"I can't."

"You can't... what? Put on the suit? Get married? Breathe? Shit? What is it?"

I looked away for a second to hide my smile before facing my best friend once more. "This suit isn't the one for me."

Taehyung's eyes went as wide as saucers. "What the fuck, Hoseok? We spent hours trying suits on until you said this one was perfect!"

"To clarify," I began, raising one finger in the air, "I said it was perfect for you."

"Yes, well, I'm not the one getting married, now am I?" Taehyung shouted, obviously frustrated with my being difficult.

I gave him a small smile, hearing footsteps in the hallway nearing the door. "Maybe you can be."

Just on time, the double doors opened, revealing Jungkook in the suit picked out for Yoongi, with a morning coat and a sparkle bow tie.

Taehyung's eyes went back and forth in confusion. "W-W-W-Wait. W-What's happening?"

Jungkook cleared his throat before walking towards Taehyung. "What Hoseok is saying is that... this suit would be perfect for you to marry me in. Right now, if you want."

The room was silent, and Taehyung was frozen. Jungkook gave him a minute to process before poking his cheek. "Tae? Baby?"

Taehyung shook his head, unable to look at any of us. "So, what happened to the King's wedding?"

I shrugged. "My gift to you and Jungkook, for all that you do for me."

Taehyung's eyes watered before he faced Jungkook. "Y-You want to marry me? Right now?"

Jungkook smiled and nodded quickly. "I know it's sudden, but, my God, do I just want you to be my husband. Skip the engagement part, since we're basically engaged anyway. Just make it official by becoming my husband in," Jungkook checked his watch, "forty-five minutes. What do you say?"

Taehyung nodded, kissing Jungkook with both hands on his cheeks. His facial cheeks you pervs-

"Holy shit, Hoseok, did you plan this?" Taehyung asked, giving me a hug.

I chuckled. "Why do you think I suddenly was unable to attend my own fitting?"

Taehyung kissed my cheek before giving my hand a squeeze, tears still in his eyes.

"Okay, bitches," Jin said as he walked into the room. "Taehyung needs to get ready. Let me work my magic, but you queers need to leave."

"Who are you calling queer?" Yoongi asked while crossing his arms over his chest.

Jin glared at the male. "You because you like putting your dick in an ass."

Yoongi hummed before just shrugging. "I can't even be mad. You're right, bro. We'll be waiting for you, Taehyung!"

Taehyung nodded, still with wet cheeks. Jungkook bid him farewell before being dragged out of the room.

Jimin skipped over to us, his pink hair bouncing with ever skip. "Did he agree?"

We all nodded, watching as Jimin leapt in the air with quite the loud, high-pitched squeal.

"This is so worth not being married to you right now," I whispered to Yoongi, who only laughed with a nod and a kiss to my temple.

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Plot twisttttttt