Waitress: today kids under 12 eat free

Dabi: prefect, because *points to Shoto* because he's 11!

Shoto: *whispering to Dabi* What the heck?! I'm 16! I drove us here!

Dabi: *whispering back* Shut up and accept the free food!

Waitress: *just trying to do her job* oh my god he's so cute.

Shoto: *confused look at Dabi*

Waitress: do you want some crayons?