Sasuke: I'm just saying it could've been you.

Sai: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.

Sasuke: Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember.

Sai: I would remember.

Sasuke: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?

Sai: That's not how it wORKS-

Sasuke: Now, how do you know how it works???

Sai: Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you.

Sasuke: nO- you said that I would be conducting the interview when I walked in here.

Sasuke: nOw- eXaCTLY hoW mUcH pOT dID yOu smOKE-?

Sai: *stunned silence*