Sakura: has anyone seen my red skirt?

Sasuke: Last I checked, Kakashi was wearing it on his head and screaming.

Sakura: Is he drunk again?

Sasuke: take a wild guess.

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Naruto: yOU GUYS THEY'RE CLOSING ICHIRAKU'S-

Sakura: Naruto, calm down.

Kakashi: yeah, we don't want to overreact like Sasuke always does.

Sasuke: I- wHaT?

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Sakura: Sensei, are you crying?

Kakashi: It's the onions.

Sakura: you used onions two days ago... and we're at a water park...?

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Kakashi: *bumps Sasuke as he walks past*

Sasuke, smol angry boi: You smell like dog.

Kakashi: You smell like an accident, but no one judges you.

Sasuke, tearing up: maybe I am...

Kakashi, instantly regretting it: waIT wAiT nO-

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Sasuke: I have an idea.

Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi, scarily in sync: No murder.

Sasuke: I no longer have an idea.