Naruto: *loses Sasuke in a crowd*

Naruto: Damn... this calls for drastic measures

Naruto: SAKURA UCHIHA IS A USELESS GOLD DIGGER

Sasuke, appearing with an actual chainsaw: wANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN?

Alternatively

Sasuke: *loses Naruto in a crowd*

Sasuke: *shrugs and walks away*