Me: Dating tip.  Hold the door for your date.

Bro: *Takes notes*

Me: Rip the door off of its hinges.

Bro: ...Huh-

Me: Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men.

Me: Establish dominance.

Bro:

Bro: I'm really beginning to see why you're still single.

Me: I'd rather be single than you!!!  :P

Bro: >:(