Mughal: Come on, your little brother is not trying to kill you-

India: Im telling you, Pakistan's possesed or something

Mughal: He's a little kid

India: Dad no, listen

India: Last night i was doing homework in the living room and i look up

India: There he is, just staring at me from the staircase so i say "what?"

India: And he just stares and goes "...SOON"