you should know all the characters by now

~~curse words and suggestive jokes. also drugs. this is your warning. if you dont like it then leave~~

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getting Foxglove high for the first time

Foxglove: bruh. i'm gonna do some shit that ain't ever been done. imma go to the sun.

Chaos: ... you are officially high as fuck. there's no way. the sun is too hot–

Foxglove: see. that's why i'm smarter than you, Chaos.

Foxglove, looking her dead in the eyes: imma go at night.

breaking into Pipit's house

Amber: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Aisha, sighing: it's Chaos's turn...

Chaos, loading a gun: fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Foxglove, wiping away a tear: Inspirational.

Amber, upbeat and happy: if i were a drink i'd be cherry vanilla coke! if you were a drink what would you be?

Chaos: bleach

Aisha: sewage

Amber: ...okay edgelords, calm down

Pipit: there are thirteen kids and ten chairs. what do you do?

Acatin: have everyone stand

Lila: bring three more chairs

Chaos: kill three

Pipit: do you wanna hear my favourite quote?

Marvin: uh...okay?

Pipit: you can love somebody, and when you love somebody, you never forget them.

Marvin: ...Acatin forgot me at the store once.

Pipit: what's the best way to kill someone?

Acatin: kindness–

JD: if we're being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.

JD: i have no parental figures telling me not to wrestle bears.

Pipit, quickly: it's me. i am that figure. i'm telling you now: do not wrestle bears

Marvin: can i offer you a carrot reading?

Acatin: uh. don't you mean 'tarot reading?'

Marvin, pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved on them: no

Pipit: do all of you guys hate each other or anything?

Alice: i don't know what you're talking about. we love each other very much, our group is closer than family.

Lila: hey Alice, do you know–

Alice: oh my god Lila, shut the fuck up, i'm in the middle of a conversation.

Alice, talking about Amber: and four years from now, who knows? she might be retired. or dead.

Foxglove: let's start a betting pool. who wants retired? who wants dead?

Chaos: dead.

JD: the answer is 6, what is the question?

Pipit: is it, 'at what age does life start to go downhill'?

Pipit: ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Pipit: not you, JD. you're an angel and we are thrilled you're here.

Anti: i told you i was good to drive last night. 

Acatin: ... i drove. you sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate.

Foxglove: did you know that the food you eat becomes energy?

Foxglove, punching Amber: boom, that's spaghetti.

Foxglove, jumping over Amber's unconscious body: nachos!

Foxglove, kicking Chaos: a cookie!

Pipit: what's your problem, JD?

JD: I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it can be traced back to you.

Pipit: ignoring your feelings is very bad for you!

Acatin, playing emotional whack-a-mole: unfortunate.

JD, waving smoke out of the air: if it doesn't set off the fire alarm, it's not an explosion.

JD: look what i can do! [does a handstand]

Acatin: what does that have to do with anything -

Pipit: no, no, he's got a point.

Acatin: what time is it?

Pipit: pass me that saxophone and i'll find out

Acatin: ...what?

Pipit: give it here

Acatin: [passes her the sax]

Pipit: [blasts careless whisper]

JD: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 3 AM 

Pipit: it's 3 am

Pipit: the clicky clacky heels-on-the-pavement sound is a power move all on it's own. you could be on your way to get some milk or assassinate someone.

JD: people treat me like a god.

JD: they ignore my existence unless they need something from me.

Pipit and JD: [gazing into each other's eyes]

Acatin: [opens a can of soda]

Pipit: we're having a moment here!

Acatin: and i'm having a cola!

JD: i regret buying you that blender

Pipit, drinking toast: why?

Pipit: what the fuck!?

Acatin: hey, language!

JD: whomst the actual sexual intercource

Acatin: what

Pipit: Hey, ya know what i've realized?

Acatin: that some thoughts are better left unexpressed?

Pipit: nice try.

[after the IncompetentBikingClan incident]

Pipit: see, one day you're going to look back on this and laugh!

Acatin: i assure you, every time i look back on this i will drive over to your house and smack you.

Pipit, crawling into Acatin's egos' kitchen at 3am: wHEre iS tHe aPPleY jUOoZ

Aisha, hitting her with a broom: WHAT [smack] THE [smack] FUCK [smack smack smack]

Alice, crying and sipping her martini: how can some people hate the rain?? like, the ocean came all this way to give you tiny kisses and you just??

Acatin: what are the signs of teenage depression?

Marvin: what? why are you asking me?

Acatin: Pipit was doing laundry earlier and dropped a sock and i heard her mutter 'why has god forsaken me'

Pipit, proposing to JD: hold my fucking hand, loser. we're going to be using the buddy system for the rest of our goddamn lives.

Marvin, over the phone: i hope you all aren't doing anything stupid.

Acatin, watching Pipit chug her 8th 2-liter bottle of sodapop: i hope you aren't hoping too hard.

Marvin: two years ago, i was a fucking mess

Marvin: now i'm still a fucking mess but i'm over it and i've got a cool fashion sense

Lila: sleepy is so much cuter of a word then tired! everyone, please stop saying tired and start saying sleepy, right now!

Chaos: i'm so sleepy of your fuckery

Pipit: hey.

Pipit: everyone's bones are wet

Acatin: why would you say that

Pipit: nobody said hi back

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im glad im making so many of you guys laugh

im very entertained