Including some Marvin and Acatin stuff

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Acatin: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Marvin: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

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Acatin: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Marvin and not do the thing,

Acatin: Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Acatin: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Marvin: Here you go, Acatin, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Acatin: It's cold.

Marvin: A nice cup of coffee.

Acatin: It's horrible.

Marvin: Cup of coffee.

Acatin: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Marvin: C U P.

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Marvin: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Acatin. Except you!

Acatin: But Marvin, I think you're suspicious!

Marvin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Marvin: Hello Acatin, made anyone cry today?

Acatin: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30

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Marvin: I’m in love with you.

Acatin: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Marvin: I know.

Acatin: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool

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Acatin: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Marvin: Apparently, we're not

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Acatin: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Marvin: You sleep with a teddybear.
Acatin: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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Marvin: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Acatin: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad

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Marvin: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Acatin: Burn the house down.
Marvin: And what did you do?
Acatin: I made dinner.
Marvin:
Acatin:
Marvin:
Acatin: And burnt the house down

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Marvin: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Marvin: Lmao, @Acatin.

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Acatin: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Marvin: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Acatin: You don’t have to wear…
Marvin: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off

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Marvin: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Acatin.
Marvin: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Marvin: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Acatin: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Marvin: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Acatin: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Marvin: Let that possibly be a lesson to you

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Acatin: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Marvin: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Acatin: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Marvin: Somehow that's worse

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*Acatin and Marvin's house is on fire, but they don't know it*
Acatin: Damn, it's hot in here.
Marvin: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Acatin:
Acatin: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
Marvin: What?
Acatin: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW

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Acatin: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Marvin: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Acatin: That's not what I asked.
Marvin: That is all the information I have

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Chaos : Is it still visible? Where Lila slapped me?
Amber: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Foxglove: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Alice: A palm reader could tell Lila's future by looking at your face.
Aisha: The phrase 'talk to teh hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Chaos : ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed

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Foxglove: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Aisha, watching Lila screaming, Chaos trying to set a sleeping Alice on fire, and Amber choking on air: I don't know either

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Foxglove : If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Foxglove: Violently practices.
Lila: Violently studies.
Alice: Violently sleeps.
Amber: Violently shoots pictures.
Aisha: Violently boxes.
Chaos: Violently murders people.
Alice: Violently worries about the previous statement.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Aisha: I will not let you down.
Foxglove: Sounds fun.
Alice: K.
Lila: No, I'm fucking not.
Chaos : Do I have to be?
Amber: Please god, I am so tired.

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Aisha: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Foxglove: Theft.
Amber: Disturbing the peace.
Lila: Aggravated assault.
Alice: Arson.
Chaos : All of the above. In that order, probably

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Chaos : Bye Alice! Bye Amber! Bye Aisha! Bye Lila! Bye Alice!
Foxglove: You said ‘bye Alice’ twice.
Chaos : I like Alice

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Owen: Can you pass the salt?
Amber: Can you pass away?
Owen: Too much salt

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Amber, admiring a sleeping Owen: You’re so cute.
Owen, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Amber, lovingly: I know.

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Amber: I've connected the two dots.
Owen: You didn't connect shit.
Amber: I've connected them

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Amber: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Owen: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Amber: How so?
Owen: It makes holes

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Amber: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Owen: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts

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Owen: We have a problem.
Amber: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them

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Amber: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Owen: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it

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Owen: What are you drinking?
Amber: Vodka.
Owen: Straight?
Amber: No, gay. Why?

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Owen: Are you sure this is safe?
Amber: Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.
Amber: Keep twisting, junior! All you’re gonna get is clicks

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Owen: *running towards Amber with open arms*
Amber: *moves out of the way*
Owen: Hey, why'd you move?!
Amber: I thought you were going to attack me.
Owen: I was going to hug you!
Amber: Why would you hug me?
Owen: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Amber: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Owen: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Amber: So blurple.
Owen: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Amber: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Owen: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

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Amber: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Owen: If I was married to you I’d drink it

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Owen: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Owen: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Amber: Owen just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Amber: I just won Owen Tantrum Bingo.

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Amber: *is visibly upset*
Owen: Amber, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Owen: I’m going to hell.
Amber: Probably.
Owen: I'll pick you up?
Amber: *nodding* Carpool.

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Foxglove: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
Foxglove: Oh no, where did it go?
Felix: FOXGLOVE WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Felix: Don’t stay up all night, Foxglove. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Felix: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Foxglove: ...what happened?
Felix: I made a VERY bad mistake

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Lila: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"
Alice: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

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Chaos: N... No!
Felix: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???