ok its been a while so characters:

Acatin= meeee

Pipit= Trianglepaw

im prolly not gonna use any of her character obsessions, just my egos

Chaos= the sassy evil one 

Aisha= the leader of the group, tired of Chaos's bullcrap 90% of the time

Amber= depressed magician

Lila= shy goddess, also probably the only mentally stable one

Alice= insanity as a person

Foxglove= superhero

thats about it i think

warning for curses and stuff but again i dont think any of you care lol

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Aisha: What the fuck is wrong with you!?
Chaos: wow, you could at least start with good morning
Aisha: good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you!?

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Amber: you have to apologize to Lila.

Chaos: fine. unfuck you and whatever.

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Lila: Why are you laying on the floor

Amber: because im depressed.

Amber: also because i was stabbed. can you go get Aisha please?

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Foxglove: *tapping on the table* [translation: im sorry]

Aisha: What was that?

Foxglove: remorse code

Aisha: im even more mad now.

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Amber: this was almost a good idea!

Chaos: you just described like 98% of the things we do.

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Amber: between me, Aisha, and Alice, if you had to, who would you punch?

Chaos: none of you! you're all my friends!

Amber: so Lila.

Chaos: yeah. i dunno why

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Amber: would you be quiet? im trying to think!

Chaos: dont worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Chaos: so they get to have their fun but when i have fun its problematic???

Aisha:

AIsha: when you have fun people die, Chaos.

Chaos: well-

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Lila: *eats a cinnamon roll"

Amber: cannibalism.

Lila: *confused chewing noises*

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Chaos: we can't tell you because you arent part of the club.

Aisha: what club?

Chaos: The hating Amber club.

Amber: ...the fuck?? i should be the leader of that club!

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Aisha: damn, the power went out.

Amber: dont worry, i got this *shakes rapidly and lights up*

Aisha: what-?

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Alice: Hewwo.
Lila: Hiiiiii!
Foxglove: Greetings, Humans.
Aisha: Three kinds of people.
Amber: I want pudding.
Aisha: Four kinds of people.
Chaos: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Aisha: Five kinds of people.

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Chaos: Tell Lila about the birds and the bees.
Alice: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Aisha please come to the front desk?
Aisha, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Alice and Lila
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Alice and Lila, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Aisha: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Amber: Chaos and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Aisha: *Sighing* What did Chaos do?
Amber: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-
Chaos: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Aisha: WHY. why did you give Chaos a KNIFE?!
Alice: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Aisha: Now I feel unsafe!
Alice: I'm sorry.
Alice: ... would you like a knife?

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Pipit: So that's my plan.
Acatin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Pipit: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Acatin: It fucking sucks.
Pipit: That's not constructive criticism.

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Aisha, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Alice: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Aisha, with the tone of someone who is used to Alice: Outstanding.
Aisha: This is what I'm talking about people

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Amber: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Aisha: What did you do?
Amber: NOBODY DIED.
Aisha: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Lila: Aisha, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Aisha: Well of course I have.
Lila: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Aisha: It's boring.

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Chaos, standing with her back turned: I've been expecting you, Acatin.
Acatin: How did you do that without turning around?
Chaos: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Acatin: I made tea.
Aisha: I don't want tea.
Acatin: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Aisha: Then why are you telling me?
Acatin: It is a conversation starter.
Aisha: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Acatin: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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*texting*

Alice: A theif.
Amber: Thief?
Alice: Theif.
Amber: I before E, except after C.
Alice: Thceif.
Amber: No.

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Lila: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Chaos: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Chaos: Am I going too far?
Aisha: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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ok thats it for now lol 

i think these are all pretty great