Kushadwaj: My daughter, you must marry someone good! Tell me what qualities you want in a husband!

Mandavi: He has to be smart, strong, tall, supportive, pristine, practical-

Bharat: Hi-

Bharat: *trips over fence with bouquet of flowers*

Mandavi: Give me that.

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Bharat: Everyone has a soul song.

Ram: Yes, but you shouldn't take them seriously. Lakshman's was Agar Tum Saath Ho, when we all know that he really doesn't care agar tum saath ho or not.

Bharat: But, but, but, it's a *soul song*. It conveys your inner intentions.

Shatrughan, in the distance: And aaaaaaaaeeeeeaaaaaa, will always love youuuuuooouuu-

Bharat: Nevermind.

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Shatrughan: I have a great idea! How about I blow up the armory to make Lakshman annoyed!

Bharat: I have a great idea too!

Bharat: How about you don't.

A/N:  #bharatrepresentation #justiceforbharat #westandwithbharatinthesetroubledtimes