Ram: Alright, somebody hits me with an arrow. What do you do?

Bharat: I kneel down next to you and apply my medical knowledge to ensure that you live to see the next day!

Bharat: Or I write a poem about it. 

Bharat: Depending on my mood.

Shatrughan: I carry you back behind allied lines to get proper medical help! Like this!

Shatrughan: *lifts Ram up and immediately drops him*

Shatrughan, wheezing: Nope, nevermind, you weigh a lot more than Shrutakirti. 

Lakshman: I pull the arrow out of your body.

Ram: Okay, good start.

Lakshman, snarling: And I use it to cut the head off the putrid insect that dared try to harm you! I AVENGE YOU-

Ram: LAKSHMAN, STOP TRYING TO SPEAR SHATRUGHAN WITH YOUR DAGGER-

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Sita: Alright, I get hit with an arrow. What do you do?

Mandavi: I protect you with my life until someone can bring you to the healers!

Shrutakirti: I never leave your side as the war wages on!

Urmila: I call my husband to cut the head off the putrid insect that dared try to harm you!

Sita: But what if Laksh wasn't there? You don't always have to depend on him.

Urmila: It's a war. Where would he be?

Sita: OKAY, BUT IF HE WASN'T.

Urmila: Are you implying that Lakshman wouldn't listen to me if I called?

Sita: No, but-

Urmila: He always listens to my calls! He'd die before not coming to help!

Urmila: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT HE WOULD DIE?!!!!

A/N- You know what? I want to write a Lakshmila Book. A Lakshmila book that's a parody of Wattpad Books. A Lakshmila book called 'Married to the Serpent King'.