Ram: I am sure that your opinion is truly and completely valid, but would you please let me know why, please inform my humble mind, so that I can improve upon myself and better my humbled personality and become truly as close as a person can to achieving enlightenment and help the Earth-

Sita: You say that, but you haven't seen him eliminate rakshasas like they're ants, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut.

Bharat, clearing his throat:

Oh, to be jealous

And have nothing else to do

You jobless creature

Mandavi, flipping through poem book: You just got insulted with a haiku! That's 17 syllables you could have been running from my chappal!

Lakshman:

Urmila: I'm going to paint this moment and tell my kids this was the biggest loser on planet Earth.

Shatrughan: *laughs of evil prankness*

Shrutakirti: That was very mean of you. Like super mean of you. Like uber mean of you. *screams for no reason* And now my entire family is going to proceed here to beat you up.