Lakshman: *surgically removes nose of Surpanakha but dagger*

Sita, appalled: What have you done? Were you not told never to hurt a woman no matter her actions? You can't just cut her nose off like that! That is assault. That is against feminism. I must go and apologize for your brutish behavior at once!

Lakshman: *confused, close to tears* ...

Ram: *worried, getting angry*  ...

Sita: ...

Sita: It was a joke. Why is nobody laughing? 

Sita: Was it not a funny joke?

Sita: Darn! I was planning to start a talk show with the animals and everything. Parineeta the parrot even agreed to be my co-host.

A/N-After bombarding you all with updates for the past week, I expect no one to be annoyed at me when I take a break to write the actual important Ravan death chapters. Thank you.