Ink: ok.....im doing this with the classic Papyrus...requested by: underswap_toriel

UT!Papy:SANS? SANS! WAKE UP

Ink:ugh what is it dude

UT!Papy:A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD

Ink:really and you got a bone to pick with 'em

UT!Papy:SANS NO TIME FOR PUNS

Ink:but that was a real rib tickler eyy

UT!Papy:UGH ENOUGH

Ink:alright, here we go again.....

UT!Papy:WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

Ink:how was the fall

UT!Papy:IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND

Ink:give us a call

UT!Papy:WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN

Ink:we're happy you just dropped in

UT!Papy:I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN

Ink:hey papyrus mine your manners

UT!Papy:CAN IT SANS NO TIME FOR BANTER

Ink:excuse my brother he's a bit eccentric

UT!Papy:WELL YOUR JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC

Ink:call me what you want i got thick skin

UT!Papy:ONE MORE BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM

WE ARE MONSTERS THE AWFULLEST KIND

Ink:messin' with us takes a lot of spine

UT!Papy:WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE ARE MOTIVATIONS

HUMANS BETRAYED US AND LEFT US BURNIN'

ONE DAY WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY BACK TO THE SURFACE

THROUGH ALL YOUR TRAVELS YOUR SINS WILL FALLOW

YOUR CONSEQUENCES AREN'T EASY TO SWALLOW

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE

REALLY SANS

Ink:what

UT!Papy:THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN

Ink:yep

UT!Papy:YOU IMBECILE THAT WAS VERY, CLEVER

Ink:heh heh thanks buddy

UT!Papy:YOUR STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND

Ink:thanks to the fall

UT!Papy:GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT

Ink:prepare to brawl

UT!Papy:YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US

Ink:or turn all of us to dust

UT!Papy:IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL

Ink:or full of love

UT!Papy:I THE GREAT PAPYRUS CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US

Ink:test the human with one of you puzzles

UT!Papy:BRILLIANT SANS THAT'LL LEAVE THEM BEFUDDLED

I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI

Ink:smells like the creepypasta's ready

UT!Papy:STOP IT SANS I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN'

Ink:sounds like someones funny bones broken

UT!Papy:WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE ARE MOTIVATIONS

I AM THE MASTERMIND HE'S MY ACCOMPLICE

Ink:your only still alive because i made a promise

UT!Papy:YOU'LL LOSE YOU MIND WHEN YOU WANDER FOR HOURS

YOU MIGHT EVEN DECIDE TO START TALKIN' TO FLOWERS

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE

SOMEDAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD

WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD

CAN IT BE THAT HARD

Ink:look if i'm being honest

my brother ain't nothin' but harmless

i know you and all that you want

you'll get a lot more from sans than a font

the deeper you go the messier it gets

if i had it my way

you'd already be dead...

kidding if you couldn't tell i get so bored i amuse myself

UT!Papy:DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND

Ink:your all alone

UT!Papy:WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW

Ink:your kinda boned

UT!Papy:IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON

Ink:you will know nihilism

UT!Papy:DON'T MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS

Ink:there scared of tiny children

UT!Papy:YOU'VE COME FAR BUT SOON YOU'LL STUMBLE

WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMBLE

Ink:i'm not so sure you'll get 'em with that

UT!Papy:ALAS I'LL HIT HIM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK

Ink:wump wump wump

UT!Papy:LEAVE ME ALONE

Ink:you know i gotta knack for the trom-bone

UT!Papy:ONE MORE PUN AND I'LL BE DONE

Ink:but ain't two skulls better then one

UT!Papy:WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE ARE MOTIVATIONS

YOU KNOW YOUR STORY'S ALREADY BEEN TOLD

WE CAN PLAY AGAIN IF YOU SELL YOUR SOUL

Ink:i've got my eye on you so you just watch it

i'll find any skeletons inside your closet

UT!Papy:WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE.