Algae

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CREDITS TO Bayou13 for making this skit (again, I made slight changes to make it run smoother but nothing too drastic.)

Bael: Ah ha! Checkmate! 

Bark: ... you do know that we're playing Monopoly right?

Bael: No. 

Bark: Figures. 

*Cue knocking*

Bark: Hey can you get the door? 

Bael: WE HAVE A DOOR!? 

Bark: *sarcasm* No, we live in a house without doors.

Algae: These interview people are taking forever. I swear if someone doesn't open this door- 

Bael: *opens door* 

Algae: Finally! Is this where I go for the interview? 

Bael: *closes door* 

Algae: WHAT THE- 

Bark: Who was it? 

Bael: Some weird SandWing that's here for an 'interview'. 

Bark: AGAIN!? We need to find the actual interviewers and *eyes narrow ominously* have a talk. 

(Book's OCs and procrastinating ass slowly inches away)

Bael: ... ooooh ominous! 

Bark: Thanks. Now let's see if we can get the dragon in front of the door to go away by interviewing them. 

Bael: *opens door* Hi. 

Algae: What took you so long!?

Bark: Nevermind that. What's your name? Something like 'Dust' or 'Sand'? 

Algae: What? Why's everyone keep thinking I'm a SandWing? 

Bark: Hmmmm... could it be because you ARE a SandWing? 

Algae: No, I literally have biolumescent scales *points at the disco...ing lights* 

Bark: *annoyed* What's your name? 

Algae: Algae. 

Bark: Hm. SeaWing? 

Algae: YES. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? Uh, half SeaWing, I mean. What are your names? 

Bark: I'M THE ON ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE! 

Algae: Well you're not doing a very good job of it. 

Bark: *flips Algae off with both talons*

Bael: Do you have any siblings? 

Algae: Yes, I do actually! Their names are Eelgrass and Driftwood and *starts ranting* 

Bark:

Bael: 

Algae: And I would do anything to protect them because *more ranting* 

Bael: Ok they seem wonderful. *gives a 'please shut the f*ck up' look* Do you have any hobbies? 

 Algae: My hobby is not doing a hobby. 

Bark: Woooah that's crazy I do that hobby too. 

Algae: No really? 

Bael: *not picking up on their mutual sarcasm* Wow, you're really starting to grow on Bark, Algae. 

Algae: No, moss grows on bark. 

Bael & Bark: Huh? 

Bark: Ok interview's over now go leave bye. *closes door*

Bayou13: Oh and for the rating maybe a 8.5/10 because the backstory is a tad basic, but the character is pretty detailed.

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