Tarantula: . . . *appears*

Also Tarantula: *exists*

Still Tarantula: *yells* WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS? 

Azure: WELL DAMN, CALM DOWN. 

Tarantula: YOU CALM DOWN. 

Halo: YOUR FACE IS CALM DOWN!

Azure: . . . HELL YEAH! TELL HIM, HALO! 

Tarantula: *frowns* Where did this Halo-kid even come from? 

Halo: Oh, I've been following you  for the past 17 yea-

Tarantula: What the fu- wait, I'M NOT EVEN 17. I'M LITERALLY SIX. 

Azure: HAH! THIS GUY'S PRACTICALLY A BABY. 

Halo: Woah. These children are getting so much more UNECCESSARILY MATURE (*coughs in that one kid who traumatised me by yelling ... *aggressively smacks hand*)

Halo: Haha, anyway, what's your name? 

Azure: Kinda offensive that you forgot my name even though we haven't met in like- 3 years. It's Az-

Halo: Not you, Azure. *stares directly at Tarantula*

Tarantula: *snorts* Why should I tell you? 

Azure: *mutters* This guy pisses me off. 

Halo: Don't kill him, Azure. 

Azure: You're right. Violence isn't the answ-

Halo: Oh what? No. Violence is great. I just didn't want to research "how to bury a body". My search history is concerning enough.

Tarantula: ...What the hell is wrong with you two. *shakes his head* Unbelievable. I cannot believe I'm sharing my name with a bunch of strangers. I'm Tarantula'Hawk.

Halo: Hi sharing my name with a bunch of strangers. I'm Halo and he's Azure. Which by the way, I still think is such a fancy name for somebody like you. 

Azure: *Throws talons up in defense* Not my fault my dad had a bad taste in both woman and names. 

Halo: You can rant about your sad, emo life later, Az. It's Taran's turn. 

Tarantula: The hell is a Taran?

Azure: Oh, she does this thing a lot where she gives random *bellows loudly* DISGUSTING, DISGRACEFUL NICKNAMES THAT I DESPISE. LIKE, AZ. IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE ASS.  

Halo: *she wraps her wings around Azure who blushed* I'll call you baby seahorse everytime I see you if you don't shut up in the next 3 seconds

Azure: Understood, ma'am.

Tarantula: *shivers* Holy crap, with my years of experience as a royal guard, I have NEVER felt more fear. 

Azure: I know right? She's terrifying sometimes.

Halo: Weren't you two like, ENEMIES a few seconds ago? 

Azure: HAHA, SOO, Tarantula, let's talk about your backstory, shall we? Are you perhaps some delinquent from a family of snobbish SeaWings and was SO brave to have ESCAPED THEIR STUPID ETTIQUTES BECA-

Halo: What part of "talk about your backstory later" did you not get, Baby Seahorse *she intentionally said it in a high-pitched, squeaky voice*

Tarantula: *mumbles grumpily* Why do you guys need to know? 

Azure: Well, YOU'RE IN A FREAKING INTERVIEW. WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? Talk to you about how you love eating eyeballs? 

Tarantula: Wait, how did you know that? 

Pyro: *pops in* Wow, extremely relatable. 

Tarantula: *sighs* Anyway... I guess I'll tell you that. Not because I need a free therapy session or anything! I was . . . kinda, bullied for my weird scales and then turned everyone away since.. well, humanity (d- dragonaity?) sucks. 

Halo: *frowns* But why would they bully you for your weird scales? 

Tarantula: Wow.. that was surprisingly sweet coming from yo-

Halo: You're already weird even without the scales! 

Azure: Yeah. That's so stupid!

Tarantula: *growls grumpily* Geez, thanks guys. 

~

Solid 8.9/10, Lexi_exe130. He reminded me of Azure a LOT so why not put the two in the same room and let chaos begin? Except Halo is the main troublemaker but like- *chokes*

 The only reason why I didn't give him a higher score is because of how vague his personality form was filled but I really did like the backstory.